a weird white lady you met by happenstance

(yes, that's an iwtv reference) Kal, 35, she/her

[thememedaddy]

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[perfectlychee]

🍃🍊 june 17th ✽ happy birthday tangy! 🍊🍃

[immigrant]

byeeeee lmao the last one took me out

[meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[dashofserendipity]

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

[bekkaa]

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

[scarecrow-hero]

yes.

[lostwishes-deactivated20200729]

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

[tacos-or-bust]

#españyolo

[notdavestrider-deactivated20141]

im laughing histerically right now

[spicyhamster]

ESPAÑYOLO

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[storyweavingspider]

So I got outed as polyamorous to my mom by one of my partners when I was 18, and she turned to me and went “oh, whats polyamory?”

And lil me, panicked by Baby’s First Outing and wholly unprepared to answer this, responds with “it’s like what dad does but with consent”

She thought it was funny but I was mortified 😭

[loustatified]

I cannot anymore

[loustatified]

[thememedaddy]

[memeuplift]

[helicalsymmetry]

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[from-kal]

It's going to be basically 100 on Tuesday and Wednesday and I'm dreading it 😭

[cuntylestat]

it's really never loustatover

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[tatsumi-rin]