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please forgive the posts i make while i am ovulating
This is the absolutely real dynamic between Maekar and Baelor.
This is how Maekar keeps his older brother on a tight leash, and he's not ashamed. Baelor is willing to do anything to get between his tyrant's legs.
Everyone has been waiting for Maekar to present as an alpha because to everyone that’s obviously where this is going. Baelor’s confused because obviously Maekar’s going to be his mate, has known it for years, he smells so sweet and just right, that’s his mate. But everyone’s prepared Maekar all ‘oh, you’ll go into rut, blah blah’ so he’s really confused when his tummy is fluttery and achy, he’s aggressive and annoyed but no worse than usual, so definitely not what he’s been told to expect for a first rut. He’s just sore and a bit feverish.
Baelor’s been snapping like a dragon in a cage for weeks because how can no one smell how ripe Maekar is getting??
So of course Maekar goes to his big brother, he always makes him feel better, his scent is so warm and strong and enticing. Does no one else smell that? He’s grumpy and sick and just curls up in Baelor’s bed, every pillow arranged, emptying three quarters of his wardrobe there too for no particular reason. Baelor’s spoiling him, because he’s sick of course, feeding him and rubbing all over his overheated flesh. He barely registers it when Baelor says he’s going to mate him and fuck him full of pups, but it sounds perfect.
No one in the castle even realizes what’s happening because Maekar has been hiding out in Baelor’s room ‘sick’ for two days which isn’t unusual for them.
This all has Baelor’s rut triggered and he and Maekar have been fucking for hours, door barred, before anyone notices Baelor didn’t come to the small council room the next day. Everyone is freaking out, who the fuck slipped into the heir to the Iron Throne’s room and triggered his rut?? This is a political nightmare.
This lasts a fucking week, which obviously Baelor was stocked up for, and everyone has finally realized who is in there whining like a literal bitch in heat. Maekar and Baelor finally emerge, the younger marked, mated, and 100% pupped because of how fertile that first heat is. Twins, obviously.
It’s Daeron’s fault, really, he shouldn’t have told Baelor two alphas can’t marry when Baelor asked years ago.
absolute cinema, dear Anon 🙌
like, truly, a brilliant piece you did here, the trope of Baelor plotting to wed his younger brother is just so good 🩷
and, dare I say, even if Maekar did present as an alpha, I think Baelor Brotherlover would help him "fix" it iykyk
Baelor being his usual greedy self 🍽️
young hammeranvil
also. I’m putting maekar in situations
As a Prince, Baelor never has to actually look for anything. One day, he is looking for a brooch or a ring in Maekar's drawers because it's too much of a hassle to get the maids to find it, and he uncovers a drawer full of wreaths that Maekar had preserved from all the tourneys Baelor won in his youth and had Maekar crowned his Queen of Love and Beauty. There are a lot. And Maekar had them all perfectly organized in the order he won them.
Needless to say, Baelor comes out of "retirement" (he only stopped because his duties as Hand meant he couldn't practice/perform as well as he used to) at the next tourney. He even asks for Maekar's favor like old times, has him kiss and tie it to his lance, which Maekar mocks him for but loves it. Despite his eye rolls and sarcasm, He's preening. He's bragging to the other lords and ladies in his royal box that it doesn't matter if Baelor wins or not, because Maekar has been crowned so many times before and Baelor probably will go easy on the young ones. Their children (who are participating, because Valarr is like wtf, dad, why are you here) are embarrassed by their embarrassing parents.
He doesn't win, but he's still Breakspear for a reason, and Maekar is already dragging him away to ride his dick like he rode his horse. He's so turned on by his jock husband (and cough, the envy of the other omegas).
Ugh, I love omegaverse Targaryens for their potential. Like I wrote a while back, that omega! daeron and omega! maekar would likely be such a contentious, love-hate "mother-daughter" relationship because of how different they are and their values.
Like omega! daeron is the epitome of the ideal omega (demure, witty, soft-spoken), but is also politically ambitious. Daeron has always put being a king before his family, and this is such a good juxtaposition to makear who is NOT the ideal omega. He is a warrior who is brash, prickly, foul-mouthed, with the worst temper, but is a traditionalist in the sense that he just wants to be Baelor's mate. Like Maekar loves being constantly bred and taking care of his children.
Maekar's lack of political ambition infuriates and disappoints Daeron because of how capable Maekar is. It isn't like Rhaegal or Aerys, who both have no aptitude for court life and are lucky to live past 40. Maekar is a natural commander. Daeron has seen how he leads armies, how easily he can command a room (despite being an omega, he makes alphas quiver, and this is something Daeron cannot dream of mastering), and how, despite his foul temperament, he knows how to rationalize and negotiate (we see that such as despite his grief and definite anger towards Dunk, he still invited him to Summerhall to be Aegon's knight and offered to teach him how to fight through his Master of Arms). Maekar has all the makings of being a good ruler. Daeron had plans for Maekar: to give him (well, one of his omega children) Summerhall, and have him marry a second or third son of a good family, have him build his name, and prove that omegas could lead great houses. He knew out of all his children (besides Baelor) that Maekar could do it.
But he doesn't. Daeron's idea of heaven is a kingdom at peace; Maekar's idea of heaven is being with his family.
(And Maekar always felt like Daeron hated him for disobeying him by marrying Baelor (against his orders) and not being the child he wanted. Daeron even used the term broodmare to insult Maekar after their fourth child (when they were arguing). Meanwhile, Daeron is just trying to do what's best for Maekar and doesn't like how submissive he gets with Baelor, how he spends half his days in the Maidenvault swollen with a child instead of living with the freedoms Daeron didn't. Daeron would have happily allowed Maekar to travel, whore around, marry for love.)
They accidentally aggravate each other due to this miscommunication.
For example, Maekar refuses to use a wet nurse because Daeron hired one, and he thinks it's Daeron's way of saying that he's "too young and needs help and can't feed his children," whereas Daeron hired a wet nurse because it's the norm for highborns, but also because Maekar needs a break from being with the child all the time.
Or the one time Maekar decides to engage in the Small Council, it's in response to a lord being a potential Blackfyre supporter, so Maekar decides to go to the keep to “take care of business” instead of King Daeron and points out how dangerous it would be because Daeron is not a warrior and can’t defend himself. Daeron thinks his son is insulting him, but no, really, you don't send the fucking king to a potential traitor's castle.
And if they stopped to think and talk, they would realize how foolish they're being, but they're too in their own heads to realize it.
Baelor and Maekar disobeying their parents to get married, only for all of their eight children to reject incest and refuse/break off any potential engagements between each other cause "gross, that's my brother/sister."
Okay but Baelor being the Perfect Elder Responsible sibling and King Daeron is like the One Kid I don't have to worry about, thank the Gods, he's reasonable and logical and smart, surely he'll understand his duty and Maekar's and marry for the Alliances with the Dondarrions and Daynes. And Baelor is like haha no. Maekar makes me crazy crazy and I WILL cut down the Kingsguard and make a septon marry us at swordpoint in a pool of their blood in your very Keep Father, don't test me on this one
okay, I love this 😭
Daeron² being way too calm about his firstborn while Baelor's probably plotting his own rebellion in case someone tries to take Maekar away from him
Baelor has only asked for one thing and he’s getting it, with or without permission.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.06
I really need to start living up to the other half of my name.
this is what i have in mind when i draw my baekar college modern-au
The more I think about it the more I’m convinced that Aemon being sent to the Citadel was actually quite traumatic for Maekar. I think it’s partly why letting Egg go with Dunk is so hard for him. It’s also strange to suggest that Dunk stay with them at Summerhall since it’s not unusual for squires to leave home so its clear he really doesn’t want Egg to leave and the only reasonable explanation for this is that Maekar is almost grieving Aemon and doesn’t want to lose another child.
I know some people may say grieving is overly dramatic but Maekar was essentially forced to disinherit one of his children against his will, likely fairly soon after Dyanna died. So even though Aemon is alive he’s not really Maekar’s son in the legal sense anymore. If that doesn’t mess with someone I don’t know what would.
Celebrate Father's Day by giving Lyonel the biggest toddler in Westeros.
In my omegaverse, only omega males can become maesters (since I don't have betas in my universe).
Now, in canon (taken directly from the wiki) "In 233 AC, after Maekar's death in the Peake Uprising, a Great Council was called to decide the succession. Since Prince Aegon was considered by some lords to be "half a peasant", it was suggested that Aemon could be released from his sworn vows and thereby succeed his late father. However, Aemon quietly refused, ceding rule to his younger brother, who became King Aegon V."
"Aemon chose to go to the Wall and join the Night's Watch for fear that he might be used in a plot to usurp his brother, King Aegon V Targaryen. The king provided Aemon with an "honor guard", emptying the dungeons of prisoners to take the vows of the Watch with him. Among these prisoners were Brynden Rivers, who later went on to become Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and many of the Raven's Teeth."
There are two reasons why King Aegon sentenced Bloodraven to the Black rather than execute him for his "treasonous actions." First, he is family and didn't want to be a kinslayer to an uncle who loves him, and two, Aemon.
Typically, maesters for Castle Black are often maesters who have already entered their menopausal cycle and can't have heats. After all, you can't have an omega going through seasonal heats. That's a bloodbath waiting to happen. Castle Black is also a position for maesters who have been disgraced in some way or another. Aemon is the youngest maester that Castle Black has ever seen (he was born in 198 and went there at 233, so he's 35, which is certainly not menopausal, and he'll have heats for another 10-15 years AT LEAST) and a former prince. Therefore, he is at greater risk of assault and danger. Aegon knows this. Aemon will be surrounded by male alphas who have never seen or touched an omega in years, some of whom were sentenced for raping and defiling omegas. Also, Aemon is a Targaryen, so there is an allure there. Aegon wants his favorite brother protected.
To everyone's surprise, a week into his duties, Aemon learns that being the only omega amongst a group of male alphas...is kind of nice. Like he spent his entire childhood surrounded by omegas, and then was a maester at some lordling's court (I like to think it was some child court, with a female regent, so no sex there), then his brother's court, then temp maester with his dad. In his thirties, he's never had his thot experience, and to many, he's considered an old maid.
While Bloodraven is there to protect him, as a ranger, he often has to leave for north of the Wall. On his first days without his prized guard, Aemon realizes...he is the object of many, many alpha's desires. Like alphas are tripping over to bring him wine and food, and they shiver when he dresses their wounds, and they moon over him when he smiles. When he walks across the training grounds, they're working harder to get his attention.
And one night, he's talking to the old lord commander, and he sees the man has a hard-on. So he decides to just...let the man have him. The man is old enough to be his father, and to be honest, that turns Aemon even more. It's not a one-time thing. Aemon now makes weekly trips to the man's chambers. And then later, while dressing the First Ranger's wounds, the man starts getting hard from his touch, so Aemon tells him to take off his pants so he can address the pain there. And the ranger obeys. Aemon gets on his knees and just blows him. He's inexperienced, of course, but he still makes the man blow all over his face. And it feels good to have this power over alphas. To be so heavily desired.
So he keeps doing it. Over and over again, just fucking and blowing, and letting these men have him. Young men. Old men. Noble men and lowborns, just as long as they adore him and want him and are respectful towards him, he's open to it. He keeps track of his cycles, makes sure to drink his moon tea when he's nearing his heat, and he's just living his best life because these alphas are doing anything and everything for his cunt and mouth and fingers, and would scrub his floors naked just to eat his pussy.
One day, an alpha gets out of hand, and Aemon is scared...but as soon as he cries "stop", half a dozen brothers on the man, beating the shit out of his would-be rapist. Lord Commander demands his execution immediately. No questions asked. If an alpha even looks at him wrong, he could have the boy killed without a sweat.
Bloodraven finds out (of course, he does), and when he gets upset that his nephew is whoring himself out, Aemon just rolls his eyes and ignores him. "If I were an alpha, having a new omega in my bed every night would make me revered as the Warrior. But because I am an omega, I am a whore? I am a man grown (he's literally in his thirties), not a child. I will fuck whoever I want, when I want, and you can't stop me." Bloodraven relents (and also has PTSD flashbacks to Shiera saying very similar things to Daeron and himself), but is still upset. Especially when he's made Lord Commander, and Aemon is still thotting as long as he can (old man bottoms btw). He stops late in the game, but still misses "the good ol' times." In his old age, many new and old crows regard him as a kind, matronly figure (not knowing that he was the biggest thot of the seven kingdoms).
Aemon Targaryen, probably:
(Nevertheless, he still acts all virginal, studious, and demure when his brother, the fucking KING, comes to visit. King Aegon always felt guilty that his brother felt the need to join the Black to protect him. He thinks they're super respectful because he's the king's brother but it's because it's AEMON)
okay so.
i really love alpha!daemon x omega!daeron pairing with surprises at the end.
hear me out. i had this idea and i am so so tempted to write it. i had an outline and everything. some underage stuff but bare with me.
In 174 AC, King Aegon (canonically) sends a massive fleet to invade Dorne. Daeron, who is pregnant at the time, tries to stop the invasion, and pleads with his father to stop, only to get backhanded and sent to maester. By some miracle of the gods, a storm destroys the fleet but the stress and his injuries ends up causing Daeron to have a miscarriage and unable to conceive any children. Maron (my omegaverse alpha for Daeron) tries to comfort Daeron, but says the wrong thing, saying perhaps it is a trade off for the gods for protecting his nation. he doesn't mean it negatively. just that the gods taketh and they giveth away. after all, this maron's country that the king is threatening. so daeron, upset, asks if Maron would rather save his country than his child, and Maron answers honestly. this leads to a huge fight, and maron ends up pointing out that Daeron has never been extremely maternal before so its surprising the miscarriage is affecting him so.
the fight does heavily damage their relationship.
Daeron gets depressed, part because Maron is right. He is happy that Dorne is safe, and a child is a small price to pay for a nation. And it's true, he isn't the most maternal omega. he's too busy being the prince. however, losing the pregnancy hurt him more than he realized, and now the maester revealed he cannot have any more children.
after the fight with maron, he feels like has no one to turn to...except Daemon.
Daemon lost his mother in 172, two years after he was born, and Aegon doesn't recognize Daemon until he turns twelve. Naturally, Daeron becomes his parental figure. He even shares a wet nurse with Baelor (Daeron even nurses him a few times because his tits hurt too much not to, and Baelor wasn't fucking latching properly).
Because of the orphanage, Daemon adores Daeron. he's always competing with baelor and the rest of daeron's sons (and his other bastard siblings) for Daeron's affections. he wants his approval (even in texts his personality is described identically to baelor). Although a toddler, he's there for Daeron when he needs him most, and for a brief moment in time, Daemon is the only person Daeron can trust because, as heir, he has allies, not friends. The people he knows who are loyal to him are mostly Maron's friends, so confiding in them may go back to maron. he is lonely. and so is daemon.
There's a dark part of Daeron who believes that since Daemon is a bastard, he is more "grown" than other children. There's a lot of emotional incest that Daeron places on Daemon. he tells him private things a child shouldn't be told, and Daemon laps onto their intimacy like a dog. daeron tells him about his problems with his husband, and talks about how he wishes Daemon was older so he could be his alpha (Because he's so obedient and Maron isn't).
their relationship gets more inappropriate. When Brynden is born, Daeron is elated because he's born months after Daeron had just lost his son. He treats Brynden as if he really is his child. He even encourages Brynden's mother to leave him behind after she is cast back home because he'll have "more successes in life if he remains at court."
Daemon has always been easily jealous. he used to get jealous whenever Daeron showed favor to his son, Baelor, and now there was a new rival for his attention. Daeron decided to watch their training. He is holding baby Brynden in his arms. During their practice play, Daemon bested Baelor and hit him extremely hard. Baelor was bleeding hard. He almost passed out. Daeron was furious. He pulls Daemon aside to yell at him. Daemon tearfully says he wanted to show how strong he was because he was watching, and he never comes to watch him. Daeron denies it but Daemon points out he's too busy with the new baby.“ He’s not even your real son.” Daeron points out that Brynden needs him more since his mother is gone (she was sent back to the river lands when Aegon acquired his newest mistress). Daemon says his mother is gone too, and Daeron is all he has. Daeron is taken back and comforts him. He throws a fit, saying he was here first. He was fine with Daeron’s other children because they’re his, but he won’t be replaced by another bastard. His anger grows, so Daeron holds him. “Promise you’re mine. Promise you will not abandon me.” Daeron promises and kisses his tears away. They kiss (chastely) and Daemon makes an unhinged request which is to nurse from him. He says it's not fair Brynden gets his teats. He has a wet nurse. Daeron is reluctant, but gives in, undoes his top and nurses him, promising him that Daemon will always be his.
(Having dealt with Daemon’s jealousy, he checks on Baelor, who is fine. They have a heart-to-heart, where Daeron asks Baelor if he ever feels lonely from the lack of attention. Baelor says he would be fine with less attention. It is a joke, and it is not. Baelor hears the whispers—how he’s too Dornish, how he’s the next heir, etc., and he handles it all better than Daeron ever did as an omega. Daeron jokes that perhaps succession should skip to him. Baelor says that is impossible, and that he will be a great king. More than ever, Daeron wishes he were able to give Baelor a little brother as a companion.)
Years later, Daeron's mother dies. Aegon, during one of his banquet, jokes if he should have funeral or a tourney as he searches for his new bride. Daeron is in rage and in mourning. His legitimacy is questioned again. Daeron cusses him out and Aegon strikes him for the first time in years, and Daeron realizes that after all these years of debauchery and hedonism, his father is weak. The hit doesn’t hurt like it did as a child. “When you die, the streets will cheer.” Aegon moves to strike him again, but Daemon blocks and takes the hit for him. Aegon does react, regretful he hit his (unrecognized son) and sneers at Daeron for needing a child to protect him. Daeron insults him further, and decides he needs to leave for Dragonstone.
Daemon begs him to stay, reminding him of his promise. Daeron says he will return--once his dad is dead. Daemon throws a huge fit, and Daeron tells him to stop. He tells Daeron he fears he will die from his father's hand if he stays. Daemon says he will let him leave if he does one thing. “What?” “Kiss me.” Daeron gives in. He is too tired to fight and kisses his brother on the cheek. “I want a real kiss.” Daemon repeats that he was older, he’d marry him. “I love you.” For the first time, Daeron, moved by his brother's turmoil, kisses his little brother again more deeply, unprompted. “You will always be in my heart.”
Years later, he learns that Daemon won the squires tourney, and has been knighted. As a reward he was gifted Blackfyre and Aegon confirms his parentage. It is a ploy to disavow Daeron. Daeron as a “surprise,” returns to King's Landing to celebrate his brother’s nameday. Daemon is elated to see his brother again. Daeron makes sure to dress especially fine, knowing how much his brother adores him. He sees Daemon who has grown up a lot. He has had his rut and he is handsome. Daeron knew his father’s people wanted a war, a show, snide comments, and bitterness. But Daeron knew Daemon, knew the letters he wrote and the love in his heart, and instead, he gently caresses his face when they reunite. Daemon is now his height and in a few years, he will be tower over Daeron like the Wall itself. The reaction is instant. The boy folds under his touch, and he is besotted. Daeron feels his husband tense, but he pays the man no mind. “You have grown into quite a man.” His father supporters ask why he's in King's Landing having "ran away" to Dragonstone but Daeron tells them that he wanted to see his brother. “I will not allow bad blood to breed between us as it did our ancestors.”
The next day at Court, and Daemon does everything in his power to earn his favor. It is like he is a boy again, desperate for Daeron’s attention. Daeron ignores his own husband and children to give this favor. He listens to the boys’ tales of a tourney, touches his arm with affection, and laughs at his jokes. No matter how much the other nobles attempt to divert his attention or sow seeds of discord, it does not work. Eventually, Daeron says he needs to wash up for the banquet. It is a small feast—one his father ultimately put on to humiliate Daeron. Daeron asks if Daemon will give him his first dance. Daemon nearly trips over himself to say yes.
Moran gets jealous. He asks where he learn to seduce Daeron as he thought he was the only man he’s been with. Daeron thinks it’s amusing and points out that Daemon is a child. Maron counters, “He’s had a rut. He is no longer 'a child.'" The two end up making love in their room unbeknownst to the watching eyes of Daemon who was trying to visit Daeron before the party. Daemon leaves, very aroused and very jealous.
At the banquet and there are many enemies in the midst trying to humiliate him. Fortunately, Daeron prepared for this, and he enjoy seeing them falter. Then, there is Prince Baelor, who charms everyone. Daeron's pride and joy. Daemon comes out looking regal and so handsome, he makes the stars look like pebbles and diamonds dull as grass. Daeron can't even be upset because with all the pretty ladies and lords, he only has eyes for Daeron. As promised, Daeron gives the first dance, much to the annoyance of the King, who wished for strife.
At the end of the party, Daeron ends up making a speech for Daemon’s nameday. He brings up Blackfyre, much to the shock of the Court. However, instead of being upset, he says the sword belongs to a great warrior, which he is not. He is sure Daemon will serve the Crown proudly with it. He gives a touching speech to being happy that Daemon was finally recognized as his brother after so long, and it leads to Daemon giving him a heartfelt hug. Daemon swears his loyalty to Daeron. Everyone has a wonderful time...except for the king.
Daeron is summoned to the king’s chambers. Maron tells him not to go but he wants to. He knows he's won. He arrives, and asks respectful but Aegon, so heavy he cannot get up from his bed, tells him to cut the crap. Aegon mocks him at first. “You acted like a whore tonight.” He makes the same snide remarks about illegitimacy, but Daeron counters that he doesn’t even believe the rumors he started. Aegon relents that he doesn't, but tells him that it won't take long until Daeron ends up like Rhaenyra. The kingdom doesn't want an omega ruler. They want an alpha like Daemon. Daeron laughs and says they don't want another Aegon the Unworthy.
“You are upset because I added salt to your fields of discord.”
“Yes, my fields are as barren as your womb.” Daeron is upset about that comment but continues to rejoice in his victory. Daemon, Aegon's mirror image, adores him. The Court adored Baelor. Aegon cannot take that away.
The following night, he is about to leave for Dragonstone, when Daemon asks to speak to him alone. He is holding Blackfyre and offers to return it, for Baelor to have. Daeron wants to accept but he knows doing so will lose his credibility. Instead, Daeron tells him it was meant for him.
Daemon confesses his love, and says that he longs for the day he feels safe enough to return. Daemon says he wishes to marry him.
“I am married.”
“If Maron dies…”
“My husband is healthy and virile. He will not pass anytime soon.” Daeron pretends they are conversing in jest, but they are not. Clearly, Daemon is not.
“I know he is. I can tell by how he fucks you.”
Daeron realizes the boy has been spying on him. He tries to soothe him. “Daemon, my sweet brother…” Daemon once again demands he swear to marry him if his husband passes, but Daeron says that he is barren. “You are young. You deserve children.”
“We can have children.”
Daemon believes his seed will triumph over the laws of nature. He kisses Daeron and it is intense. Daeron pleads with him to stop, but it feels good. It feels good to have Daemon's favor and love and he loves the idea of being able to defile Aegon's favorite son. He also loves how handsome Daemon is, how Daemon looks at him like he is the most beautiful thing in the world.
And he says, fuck it. It's not like anything will come of it.
So Daeron lets Daemon fuck him. He lets Daemon spill his seed inside over and over again, knot him, let him thrust so deep he could feel him in his womb. It feels so good that Daeron tells his family to go back to Dragonstone ahead of him. He has business he wants to take care of. No one is any wiser as Daeron spends the next few days in King's Landing fucking Daemon nonstop. There is something freeing about being so brazen because Daeron knows no one would believe Daeron would do such a thing, and all his allies would assume any rumors were the King's manipulations. In the end, he tells Daemon they can't be together even if he wants them to; he's kind and sweet, treating them like star-crossed lovers if anything, and Daemon is so young and would do anything to make sure he remains in Daeron's good graces that he goes along with Daeron's words. He even suggests being a Kingsguard so he can protect Daeron, which Daeron is elated with, but tells him he needs to choose his own path (while secretly hoping it leads back to him). When he returns to Dragonstone, he acts like nothing happened, and as far as anyone is concerned, nothing did happen. Things are fine.
Until he misses his heat.
Months later, the maester confirms he is with child. The maester comments that it is a miracle. Daeron is in shock.
Maron is elated. "We can finally have our Maekar."
"What?" Daeron is surprised.
"That's what you wanted to name our fourth, right? Maekar?"
I was watching SNL skits on Youtube, when I came across this oldie but a goodie.
And now, Baelor and Valarr have to switch bodies.
Haven't decided if I want Maekar to be his stepfather, or his real dam. Leaning towards the latter because yeah, "son has sex with his mom" line never fails to make me laugh. The two try to find a solution without anyone finding out, but Maekar needs his daily dose of Dornish cock and approaches "Baelor" (Valarr). Valarr refuses for obvious reasons, but Maekar doesn't give up. He then accuses "Baelor" (Valarr) of not finding him attractive and having a wandering eye.
“Are you having an affair?”
"What?! No!?"
"Don't lie to me. Whose pussy are you fucking, you rutting whore?"
"Mo-Maekar, please, I would never stray. You are the most beautiful omega in the kingdom. How could I want another?"
And Valarr means it. Valarr loves his dam and his hairy body, big chest, strong, thick thighs...he even gets a hard on thinking about it. The sight satisfies Maekar who starts undoing his husband/son’s buttons. Valarr now says he's too tired.
Maekar just raises his eyebrow.
"You're too tired for my pussy? Really?"
Unwilling to give up, Maekar undoes his trousers and reveals that there are no undergarments, just his raw, hairy pussy.
And of course, Valarr is uncomfortable but also very turned on because Maekar is so forceful and demanding, and he's always had a thing for strong omegas. What really does him in is when Maekar strips off his tunic as well and shows off his big tits, and Valarr is gone. He is weak. No power on this earth could stop him.
Needless to say Baelor is very upset when he finds out...and tries to get his comeuppance by seducing his mate in their son's body.