Watch your danglers

I'm young, hot, and full of sticky sap. Also if I reblog sponsored posts I'm sorry it won't stop and I'm scared.

[fuzzy-robot]

hi does anyone know why my local supermarket is awarding me Gaming Points for buying english muffins

[spiralstaircased]

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily

[snowing-in-cyberspace]

[dykeisagender-deactivated202305]

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

[karhs]

i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

[memorycycle]

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[strongermonster]

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

[wayneradiotv]

aw fuck i activated stinky keys

[radiofreederry]

[bowserwife]

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

[funnytwittertweets]

[duncebento]

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[bcjette]

good to see robert evans taking a break from talking about the blue apron child hunting island to comment on a cute kitty

[bcjette]

hog

[konoko]

[chuchilo]

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[bcjette]

fuck.......he really did