the one with actual logic

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bitch!!!!!

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“How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.”

2 die 2 sleep 2 dream or whatever | accepting

the question are you high? dies on her lips.

         “dude. when was the last time you slept? i’m acting          totally fine, same as always. go to sleep, mercutio.          you NEED it.”

[bcnvolio-blog]

“I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?”

2 die 2 sleep 2 dream or whatever | accepting

“that’s... proooobably not a good idea. come on, romeo. let’s get you some water or something, and then back to bed. i promise you, you won’t dream about it again.

         PROMISE.”

[bcnvolio-blog]

“I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!”

2 die 2 sleep 2 dream or whatever | accepting

         “hey— HEY. you’re fine, you’re okay. everything is          totally fine.”

she presses a soft kiss into the younger girl’s hair, rubbing her back gently. 

         “do you want to watch a movie or something? we’ll          probably end up falling asleep during it and this way          you’ll be able to DISTRACT yourself.”

[angstmemes]

nightmare starters

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

[bcnvolio-blog]

❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞

this is so old | @lovefoole

           “yes, you do. put them back on, romeo.”

[oflettuce]

@bcnvolio

“ Can you give me a hand? ”

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            “nah.”

[moviestarred-blog]

ALL OF THEM FROM BEN ♥♥♥

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

benny –> “ why does everyone but me wake up so late ”

benny –> “ :’) its 5am and i spilled cereal so now im laying on the floor pls wake up ”

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

 ( not delivered ) –> “ WHAT HTE FUCK YOU LOOKED HOT LIKE A TATER TOT TODAY ”

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

benny –> “ PLEASE COME OT TH E PALACE ABNS HELP ME GET MUFFIN HE RAN OUTSIDE THERES DLIKE EIGHT SERVANTS CHASING HI MW WE GOTTA GET HIM COME ON BEN LETS GO ”

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

benny –> “ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man i was a t this wikd party right?? but then i igot  bore d and drove mtyself homeee. and i built a fort in my room. irrts not bery good but im wathcing old movies under it u bettter come here ”

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

benny –> “ romeo and jules are SO FUCKING LOUD im gonna make sex noises by myself to piss them off and/or give them a taste of their own medicine ttyl ”

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

 benny –> “ there are so many stars holy shit. like do you ever just look at that and be like ?? yup. there they are. like probably more than 100 of them. ”

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

benny –> “ ok yeah im in the hospital but if you heard what that asshole capulet called you, you’d understand why i had to fight him. i don’t regret it either i’d do it all over again, my only regret is not hitting him in his stupid chest, knocking him out for good. ”

benny –> “ GMMMHGH WHAT A DICK ”

‘Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

benny –> “ hav u ever looked at a guinea pig and thought ‘oh dang that looks like me’?? because i saw a guinea pig that looked like u today WAIT i have to send a pic of it ”

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

benny –> “ tfw everyone around you is growing up having stable relationships w their parents and sweet love lives and good grasps on their futures and no crippling fear of getting old and youre just. here. ”

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

benny –> “ it’s valentine’s day and u bet ur ass we’re gonna show up romeo and juliet. i love em but we’re a hell of a lot cuter. also hey <33333333333333333333333 ”

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

benny –> “ whats going on with the capulets???? theyve been quiet for like, a week now, no death threats or anything. u montagues are the one theyre usually threatening so whats happenin over there? u heard anything? lmk ”

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

benny –> “ I FIGURED OUT HO W TO DYE MY HAIR LIKE. ALL THE COLORS. U GOTTA COME SEE THIS RN A SELFIE WONT DO ME JUSTICE IM BEAUTIFUL ”

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

benny –> “ i havent been this embarrassed since kindergarten i thought it wasn’t even possible to embarrass me anymore guess what i said to her ”

benny –> “ SHIT NO BEN THAT WASNT FOR U ”

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

benny –> “ i’ll talk to you tomorrow abt it, k? don’t worry. ”

[faiirjuliet-blog]

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     she’s grateful for the touch,   grateful for the comfort,      and she curls into the other girl as ben pats her back.      ben really has taken on the role of nurse and mother,      since juliet is bereft of both…she should really  thank      ben more,  shouldn’t she.    another aspect in which      she has FAILED.      another  sob  hitches  in her throat  as  ben  speaks,      and  she  can’t  help  but  to  shake  her  head  very      adamantly against her friend’s shoulder.           “HOW, ben ?? WHEN ?? when will he           stop ??       when will he let this be ??           those  who were once my   FAMILY           mock  me on the streets.   only  tybalt           stays true,             but he has his own           vices…”

[bcnvolio-blog]

she frowns, wrapping her arms around the younger girl. she runs a hand through her hair, a small sigh leaving her lips. it worries her how often she hears of capulet ONCE AGAIN talking about his ( former ) daughter, considering it hasn’t once been good things. every article and interview has been talking of her BETRAYAL. she’d been hoping juliet wouldn’t see them.

she presses a small kiss to the top of juliet’s head, rubbing her back.

            “i promise, jules. it’s gonna be fine. i’m sure this’ll all             blow over soon, alright? and if i doesn’t, i might just             have to fight your dad myself. ”

[otwilightprincess-archive-blog]

dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞  ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞  ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

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❝   ben ——— you don’t understand. just      how many ———   ❞

he’s gesturing to the plays in the bookshelf, to all the tragedies, to all the DEATH, and to all the GRIEF, that’d come about through HIS quill, how many had to suffer by HIS hand.

he’s been guilty over this, from the day he’d met juliet. and their deaths — and benvolio’s subsequent moving in — only served to add onto the

❝ if i don’t WRITE anymore, i can’t hurt anyone    else, right ?   ❞

there goes one paper being crumpled. it was to be a comedy, but better safe, than sorry.

❝  and i don’t want to take the chance of me     HURTING you. what if it isn’t just my     WRITING that controls your fate, what if i     just have to SAY the wrong thing ?  ❞

[bcnvolio-blog]

“you— you don’t KNOW if the same thing happened with them too, will. there’s no way to know.”

but still, she’ll walk over to the bookshelf, running her fingers over the spines of all the different books. she doesn’t want to believe it, but she knows there’s a possibility that, YEAH, those characters are real people too. 

just like her.

she knows she’s said before that she’s okay with it, but that’s because she hasn’t properly accepted it. the idea that she was created by will, that she would have never existed had he not written that stupid play still sends chills down her spine when she thinks about it.

but it’s not time for her to freak out about this— she needs to calm will down.

“i’m sure that’s not how it works. it’s already written, everything was finished. i think the only way you could hurt me is if you physically did it.” 

gently, she takes the crumpled paper out of his hand, placing it back onto his desk and smoothing it out.

[faiirjuliet-blog]

@bcnvolio || liked for a disowned!juliet starter

     juliet’s  been watching the  news when her  least      favorite thing happens: her father’s face appears      on the screen.     she’s not fast enough to reach      the  remote before he  beings his tirade  against      his disowned daughter and her misdeeds.    the      sobs are quick to come.      she hears the apartment door open,      but she      doesn’t react.    her father is still screaming on      the television,     and she has curled into a tiny      sobbing ball, bereft of breath.

[bcnvolio-blog]

oh, shit. 

as soon as she opens the door and the gritty sound of capulet’s voice hits her ears, she sighs, placing her bags down at the entrance. toeing her boots off, she makes her way to the small living room.

“jules?” she calls, and almost immediately after she says it, she spots her friend on the couch and before she can even properly think it through, she’s sat onto the couch next to juliet, rubbing her back gently. her free hand reaches out for the remote, changing the channel and switching the tv off. 

“it’s gonna be okay.”

[drivenashellmoved]

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❝   i DO  my own homework !     hell, if it was homework      help  i was looking for,   i’d go up an’ ask him myself.      i’m just asking — because,  like, my girlfriend’s in his      LATEST PLAY, and i have NO IDEA what she’s saying      half the time.  ❞

[bcnvolio-blog]

            mental note: tease him later about this GIRLFRIEND             THING. “i mean, i guess i could, then? though it’s             just fancy poetry, emmett. shouldn’t be that hard             for you to get.”

[speakerofdreams-deactivated2017]

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       “ ‘xactly. we’re one in th’ same m’ belle       benvolio. i’m like.. y'r hot twin.”

[bcnvolio-blog]

            “i wouldn’t take it THAT far, ma chérie.”

[heavyliightness-deactivated2016]

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   ‘ she told me that gay marriage      would be ‘the downfall of all’. ‘

[bcnvolio-blog]

            “shit. that’s— intense.”

[speakerofdreams-deactivated2017]

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         a pause as she falls BLANK on comebacks.        “touche, though ’m remembering tha’ you said        tha’. next time you talk shit, you’re ‘ere with moi.”

[bcnvolio-blog]

            “ah, you’ve got a POINT. but you’ve also gotta             remember, i chose to be here. it was mon             choix.“

[bcnvolio-blog]

person: you come across really chill

me: yeah i suppose i am

my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA