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Things have been crazy lately, guys. The forest has gone berserk (thanks to someone) and everyone has been fearing for their lives but we’re still her to give you poll result even during these crazy times. Now here is who you all thought would save us...

The obvious answer is Hot Brad!

Not only is he hot but he’s also buff so you know he can kick some forest creature butt and we all know that the board aren’t gonna do crap. And tied for second are Sheriff Woody and random citizen as you can see. Sorry Town Board. Looks like you didn’t even win a pity vote.

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Isa and Ollie or Jenny and Ollie?

Well, both couples have the potential to be super cute. Ollie and Jenny have great banter but things seem a bit awkward lately, but I might be reading it the wrong way. While Isa and Ollie seem to be very caring towards one another and that hasn’t stopped. I guess we will have to wait and see what happens though.

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Last call to put in your votes, lovelies. The result will be put out tomorrow, on Monday, so vote while you still can. You can find the poll on the gossip’s main or click HERE to vote on who you think will save us all!

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varian: genius or just a lunatic?

Uh, Mr Mad Scientist. Somebody keep this boy away from fire or anything else harmful. Like I’m pretty sure he’s going to end up maiming someone with his ‘experiments’.

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i don't know what's more destructive, the psycho plants or kiara lyons

Yeah, the prom thing was something, and she almost killed all of her classmates in a fire, but there are like termites that eat people so I’m going to let you all think about that. It’s probably Kiara.

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what's the tea on marie bonfamille hmm? heard there was some trouble in paradise for the kween.

I am so glad you asked. Our French princess is on the fall it seems-- cheated on by Mowgli, lost out on prom queen to Kiara, annnnd, rumour has it...she didn’t get into her fancy fashion school in pretty Paris. Looks like there are some things that daddy’s money can’t buy. Ah well-- c’est la vie! There’s always next year, Miss Bonfamille! 

XOXO~ Pip 

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so is alana really marrying lou or what i'm so confused :(

Bitch why? You really think Alana Party-Girl-Hook-Up-Queen-Walk-of-Shame Triton got engaged out of the blue?  Literally no one is buying that shit because, first and foremost, that’s an Ariel move, and second of all, Lana is the one who is spreading it. That’s #FakeNews 101

She’s obviously redirecting because the flower revealed that Alana had the hots for Jim. Let’s talk about that-- oooor maybe about the fact that Adella is literally golddigging with Hottie MacScottie ooooor how about how Attina is getting sued by the Patts clan?? Um, hello, what’s the deal with that? The Tritons have enough drama to fill this ENTIRE blog-- so let’s stay focused, kweens.

Your rumor has been busted. XOXO, Pip

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real talk how did adam, the weird loner, get with nala????? she's a goddess! tf!

Weird, Quiet, Mysterious. All of these words relate to one man. Adam Best, he is best at being a loner, but I think him and Nala are a good match. Nala seems to be getting him to be more outgoing. And, honey, I don’t know if you noticed but the man is hot. Like super sexy, so…

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Hello, Lovelies! We had a really exciting poll this week and I have to say it was a nail-biter. It was a really close race and I'm excited to announce the one who most of you wanted to be your new BFFL. So, without furth ado...

It’s a tie! And for good reason too. Our winners are...

Lilo Pelekai!

She was in the lead for most of the poll and it isn’t surprising so many want to be her friend. Look at how adorable she is! She seems like such a sweetie and I’m sure she would love to be your bestie.

And because this was a tie that means we have another winner...

Barbara Millicent Roberts!

Miss Roberts came out of nowhere and caught right up to Lilo and it’s no surprise. You're perfect. You’re beautiful. You look like Linda Evangelista. You’re a model. Everything about you is perfect. 

Congrats and I hope you all get a chance to be BFFs with these beauties and let me give an honourable mention to our second place, Sofia.

Just because Swynlake is going through another apocalyptic scenario doesn’t mean that we’ll be taking a break from our jobs as your local gossipers. So, this weeks poll is Who’s Most Likely to Save Swynlake from Destruction? We hope it will be soon. If you want to vote go to the main or click here and be sure to continue sending in asks, doesn’t matter what they are about.

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Cutest swynlake boys go

UMMM ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?!

1. Terence2. Terence3. Terence

Okay, kidding. But Terence is definitely top cutie/hottie because he rocks BOTH looks okay. He can give you schoolboy crush, he can give you Pornhub Rock Star, he can give you Surf Boy Realness-- what can’t Terence give you? 

But let’s rank the rest...

2. Mateo. Ugh, I love me the cute nerds and this one has “Put me on a shirtless calendar” all over him! Take off those glasses honey, and let me fall deep under your spell <3

3. Gregory. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Greg is this town’s top twink and everyone thinks “cute” when they think “twink.” 

4. Florian. When I see Florian down at the stables feeding the horses, I MELT because of the cuteness. Everything about this shy gentle boi makes me go awwwwwwww. I would not mind having Florian be my prince. 

5. Hercules. More like HerCUTEles. I know he’s like, potentially a murderer who could rip me apart with his bare hands, but he’s also like an overgrown, clumsy toddler who needs my help and loving attention.  No one’s calling Hercules the Brad Pitt of Swynlake, but cute? He’s got it.

Annnnd that concludes my list of top 5 cutest Swynlake boys! Care to argue your case for someone else? Leave your comments below! 

~XOXO Pip

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We Hear-est the Sound of an Empty Inbox

Fill us up, Swynlakers. You have got to have some gossip. Our ask box is getting a bit low and I can’t live (okay, that was a bit dramatic) without you guys sending in asks. So, don’t forget to send in what you got

~xoxo, 

Your Gossip Team

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Alright, my precious lovelies. We’ve been sent a request by a lovely woman named Nana Tala, maybe you know her? She’s worried about her dear granddaughter and her friend, Moana and Maui. She worried about them, and being a good grandmother, doesn’t want them to be lonely. So, she’s asked us to help her set them up and we couldn’t help but say yes to such a sweet request. 

So, let the matchmaking begin! If you’re interested in the beautiful bachelorette, Moana, or the handsome bachelor, Maui, put your info in here. And if she thinks your good enough, you might get an opportunity to go on a date. 

I would send in my own info, but I have my sights set on someone else, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t! I mean who could say no to a possible date with such hotties.

XOXO, Gossip Honey

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Hey y’all reminder about this!! Put your name in by the end of a week if you want a cute date ;)

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Last call to put in your votes, lovelies. The result will be put out tomorrow, on Monday, so vote while you still can. You can find the poll on the gossip’s main or click HERE to vote on which one resident you want to be your BFF!

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The dead guy's friend needs to dislodge that stick from her ass

Oh shit, are you talking about Elena? That poor girl has so much shit to handle, I think we can all give her a pass for acting a little crazy. Someone give her a spa day and tell her to chillax, am I right?! 

Oh wait, I’ll tell her– Elena, honey, treat yourself to a Lifetime Movie Marathon and a break from being la princessa. You’re tired of your drama, and trust me, we’re tired too. Trust me. 

~XOXO Pip

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no tea, no shade, but riddle me this: why does not one, not two, but like all of the older generation not have love?? the librarian seems lonely, the local therapist gives life advice but has, uhm, no one, both professors khan and calaban seem to be single, the nurse with the kid is still cute af! akela is a lil, eek, you know, but gorg!! like! hello?? what is going on? i need role models and #couplegoals to look up to here! they only have so many years left!! HELP THEM TO HELP ME! 3

Yes, why are so many of the ‘older’ people in town single? Just because they aren’t twenty-something doesn’t mean they don’t deserve some loving too. How about we play a game of matchmaker? Maybe that’ll help these poor, lonely saps along.

For Miss Sylvia Marpole, maybe she’d love another bookworm– Professor Calaban teaches literature and hey, you’re both Pride U Employees! Students aren’t the only ones who can get #down in the library afterhours, if you know what we mean…

And Jiminy, soothsayer to the troubled soul, deserves someone who can listen to his problems too, don’t you think? Kanga, here’s looking at you to give a lil of that tender love and care to Mr. Cricket! 

Whiiiich leaves the mash-up of Khan and Akela, though something tells me they’re both too #alphamale to make a suitable couple. But we have seen Akela walking around with Eva at some town events so maybe love is in the air…

And Professor Khan isn’t too old to not get some hotties of his own! What about that hot af sorcerer Reza? Anyone know which way he swings? I say Professor Khan finds out...now that’s a couple I’d love to see get down. 

And there you have! Thirty’s the new twenty, and love only grows with time. So get out there and find your sweetheart! 

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Cutest couples?? Please, sis, I need some stability to follow these days!

There are so many couples in swynlake so forgive me if I leave out some (probably the boring ones), but here are the ones I find cutest. Be aware that these aren’t in order of best to worst.

1. Simba x Berlioz. I know you probably saw this coming but after the recent engagement I can’t help but put them on it. They’ve been so cute recently, but when are they not.

2. Sophie x Tink. The sapphic vibes ease my poor bi heart. I love seeing girls in love.

3. Deb x Jake. They’re both so cute it makes me sick. Young love is such a sweet thing.

4. Tittie, also know as Lottie x Tito. First of all, isn’t that a great name for them? Second of all, they’re both hot, and hence they should be on this list.

5. Nala x Adam. They both look so regal together like they’re a King and Queen. I just can’t.

6. Minnie x Dodger A musician and a nurse. Sound like a movie plot created by the Hallmark channel.

7. Anita x Roger. They’re a bit mundane but still cute. It’s nice to not have a couple with a bunch of drama every now and then.

8. Andrina x Henry. Their relationship is adorkable and I’d never thought I’d say that word. I mean come on! He took her to prom in a fire truck.

Honorable Mention: Hidden Treasure, I figure we hear about them enough, so we all know they’re cute.

xoxo, Samira

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As fun as the annual play is we’ve noticed a increase in new residents lately. So, instead of the poll being focused on Into The Woods, a Swynlake production, we’ve decided to focus on the new additions to the community.

This week’s question is Which New Resident Do You Want To Be Your BFF? I know it may be hard to choose but we’re sure you can do it. So, head on over to the main or click here to vote for your chose of BFF.

XOXO, Samira & Pip