Be gay, write crime

| 🇧🇪 | ace lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 | she/her | knows too much about crime shows | Brokenwood Mysteries | Six Idiots |

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Six Idiots stuff I quote too much, a compilation 🤩

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It's canon now. Where Is My Husband by Raye is Kristin Sims' anthem.

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A solo holiday in Fiji is supposed to be a chance for Kristin Sims to relax, recharge, and forget about work for a while.

She doesn't expect to meet one gorgeous woman called Clara.

She certainly doesn't expect one incredible night that leaves her thinking about the stranger long after she's flown home.

After all, it was just a holiday fling.

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Two weeks later, Gina leaves Brokenwood, and Mike introduces the new pathologist: Dr Clara Jones.

Now Kristin has to solve a murder, keep a huge secret from her coworkers, and keep it professional while reminiscing about how good Dr Clara Jones is in bed.

OR

Kristin has a one-night stand on holiday that ends up being her new coworker. Send help.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Fern Sutherland as Kristin Sims as 'A Little Green Alien'

The Brokenwood Mysteries 12x01 "They're Out There Alright"

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The official Brokenwood Instagram account, 25 May 2026.

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The Brokenwood Mysteries 12x01 "They're Out There Alright"

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Little green alien Kristin has my heart.

Fern Sutherland on Instagram - 11 May 2026

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Fern Sutherland on her Instagram story - 11 May 2026

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Fern, Neill, and Jarod on the Acorn Instagram, 7 May 2026

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When are we getting this 👆 Acorn?!

I call False Advertising! This was not in episode 3!

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Are you suggesting that Morgana Marincovich might actually be a good clairvoyant?

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Acorn TV on Instagram, 05/04/2026

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The Easter Eggs they use in Brokenwood are one of the biggest reasons I love the show so much.

Season 07, episode 05: Exposed To The Light

LOOK AT THE TV IN THE BACKGROUND

Season 09, episode 05: Shot Of Love

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The official Brokenwood Mystery Instagram, 27 March 2026.

I can't wait 😭😭

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Fern Sutherland as Kristin Sims The Brokenwood Mysteries 11x05 "The End of the Line"

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Fern Sutherland as Kristin Sims The Brokenwood Mysteries 10x06 "Three Gold Leaves of Jesus"

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The Brokenwood Mysteries 11x05 "The End of the Line"