i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, āwow are u wearing that to impress meā and i said, āstar wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977ā
Congratulations. Youāre dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who Iām assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if youāre reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now Iām not saying that youāre not allowed to be scornful Iām just saying expect it and donāt be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A āTRAGIC PASTā OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DONāT GET BULLIED ITāS LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DONāT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than itās ever been.
To conclude
iām obligated to reblog the Critical Whale
