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navy~29~she/her

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[elihoneybee]

lmaoooo

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[eknippp]

Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."

"We just went sci fi."

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”

[guerrillatech]

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[glumshoe]

my sweet little girl. my scheming eunuch.

[freaky-faith-interpreter]

The concerning implications of thinking of your dog as a eunuch… do you perceive other dogs as particularly virile; why do you perceive your dog as the exception of this rule…

[glumshoe]

she is the only dog I trust to guard my many concubines

[freaky-faith-interpreter]

Ah; That is quite the explanation; may I ask; who intends to cause harm upon your concubines…

[glumshoe]

all my concubines are wanted by interpol and are constantly fending off international bounty hunters

[inkskinned]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[maculategiraffe]

[denynothing1]

The seething continues.

[brosser-les-dents]

Going to shamelessly include brushing and flossing to this. Freaking hate doing it, but realizing how having clean teeth feels so good.

[millionsknives]

can you curry anything else or is it just favor

[millionsknives]

tim

[lycanfall]

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[homunculus-argument]

A new revolutionary therapy method combines CBT, CBT and CBT. The therapist gets you high and slaps your nuts every time you think things unhelpfully.

[jame7t]

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

[evilwizard]

bad day for dicks everywhere

[its-me-im-yip]

mr wizard what happened

mr wizard what did you do

[evilwizard]

i did just the teensiest tiniest spell👌

now zohran’s the mayor and cheney’s in hell

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[marisatomay]

It’s so crazy that Luke Skywalker thought his dad was just some freighter pilot and yet also claimed to be a podracing fan how did he not think to look at the records and see his dad was the only human to ever win the Boonta Eve Classic the legend who defeated the great Sebulba #FakeFan

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Luke: Hey this pod racer who was the only human to win the Boonta Eve Classic has the same last name as me.

Uncle Owen: he's your third cousin stop asking questions don't look into what he did after that

[secondlina]

Supportive!