suck the soul out ya dick

imagine if vaping and teck deck were a thing at the same time

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[plasticxocean-deactivated202405]

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

[argumate]

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

I hate philosophy

If you think die

[thottavius-rex]

this is a philosophy tho

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[s-p-a-n]

THERE’S A HORSE…

LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

[beatlemeat-archive]

the mickey mouse clubhouse dances are SO funny

[beatlemeat-archive]

WHAT kind of dance is this!!!!!!!!!

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

They just know how to party…

[coolxatu]

thats the Hotdog Dance you ignorant fools

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[gottamoveonup-deactivated201612]

[shutmefree-deactivated20230806]

[hundrednamed]

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

[dlubes]

what the fuck are those

[consentipede]

Those are children

[theawesomeadventurer]

why do parents insult their own kids in front of their friends like wtf you demons lmao

[screamingatsquirrels]

Why do parents insult their kids peroid

[ruinedchildhood]

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009)

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[prokopetz]

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

:o

[i-was-a-naive--prolifer]

[ourstrangeduet]

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed