Zarek, the Lord of the Fries

FREE PALESTINE |Voted the Fire Emblem Fandom's Clown of the Year | Truth Honesty Bisexual | Co-Host of Late to School, an anime watch-cast | He/They | Rebel Scum | The Official Snail of the U.S.

[eggtempest]

golden deer girls 🦌

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[pavilarg0]

Annoyed with a video essay about misogyny in fandom spaces because the person making the video was saying "men" when they meant men, but they were saying "AFAB people" when they meant women. Quickly. What Demographic Are You Excluding By Saying This. This stupid fucking video essay was supposed to be about misogyny whilst excluding an entire demographic of women that does very much experience a lot of misogyny in fandom spaces (and everywhere else for that matter).

[hotvampireadjacent]

Me in grade school: people don’t like Malcom x bc he was more aggressive in taking down racism . I guess. (He barely gets a passing mention in the history books I read In school)

Me as an adult who actually read his writing: ok so they just don’t like him bc he was correct. Placing the blame where it belonged and they don’t like that he didn’t politely ask for people to stop being racist. They hate that he fought for his rights.

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[just-sans-things]

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[ominous-signs]

Just saw this on Mastodon and immediately thought of this blog

Official ominous sign

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well I wasn’t planning on bringing a Geiger counter to church but now that you bring it up

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs