Zarek, the Lord of the Fries

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[kittkattgaming]

ice cream octopus

[animentality]

[dogpuppy]

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[misogyny-affected]

trans poc, please i beg of you get transition inspo of people with your ethnicity

i was incredibly dysphoric about my round face and softer features until i started looking at the faces of hispanic men and realized that those features weren’t feminine at all, they were ethnic features white supremacy had conditioned me to see as less masculine

your ethnic features are beautiful, and you do not need to look european to look masculine or feminine

[mellifexfarm]

who even is this guy

[basuralindo]

Hey does anyone else feel like this sudden infighting between trans women and trans men is super out of the blue, pointless, and at an alarmingly convenient time for divide-and-conquer oppression tactics? Is it just me?

When did we stop being a community, and who started the gender wars 2.0 discourse in the first place? I've seen different parts of the queer community tear themselves apart on this fuckass website too many times and I'm sick of this shit. What is possibly important enough to pick each other apart about at a time like this?

[basuralindo]

By the way, midterms are coming up, and I guarantee you that the blogs promoting this shit (on both sides) are gonna start getting real loud about who you shouldn't bother voting for and which supposedly decent politicians are secretly not good enough. In fact I'll bet that if you check, both sides will be condemning the same people.

[stickyfrogs]

Angus shows Jens how to deal with a Round Frog Backpack!

[mammalianmammals]

Yellow-footed Antechinus aka Mardo (Antechinus flavipes), family Dasyuridae, order Daasyuromorphia, VIC, Australia

The males die after their first mating season.

Though they are marsupials, the females do not have pouches.

photographs by Brian Houlihan

[spring-ephemeral]

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

[stickyfrogs]

Beverley and Trevor have been Cleansed and they are feeling STARING about that!

[amnhnyc]

Does this summer heat make you feel like a greater naked bat (Cheiromeles torquatus)? Glands in its neck produce unpleasant-smelling, oily secretions—the scent of which has been compared to “stale socks drenched in engine oil.” Also known as the naked bulldog bat, this mostly hairless mammal can be found in parts of Southeast Asia, including Sumatra, Java, Borneo, and the Philippines. It typically lives in large groups, and colonies of up to 20,000 individuals have been observed. 

Photo: Vatcharavee Sriprasertsil, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist  

[great-and-small]

I can now attest that the Flamboyant Cuttlefish is aptly named 🕺 🕺 🕺

[dogpuppy]

[amnhnyc]

I choose you, kinkajou (Potos flavus)! This arboreal critter, which inhabits the tropical forests of Mexico, Central America, and northern South America, is known for hanging upside-down in the treetop while using its prehensile tail to hold onto branches. It also leverages its strong, 22-in- (57-cm-) long tail for balance. What’s more? The kinkajou can run just as fast backwards as it can forwards, thanks to its ability to turn its hind feet in the opposite direction.

Photo: Lina Shatalova, iStock

[amnhnyc]

Get to know the sangay shrew opossum (Caenolestes sangay)! This species—which inhabits parts of Sangay National Park, located on the eastern slopes of the Andes Mountains in Ecuador—wasn’t scientifically described until 2013. Like other South American shrew opossums, it is a pouchless marsupial. It’s primarily nocturnal, and feeds on a diet that consists mostly of insects. However, as a newly described species, there is still much to learn about this critter. 

Photo: jorgebrito, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[wrenhavenriver]

could you please slow down