Alex

twenty-one | always sleepy | needy bitch

[cryptidsandchaos]

[skinoutqueen]

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[como-chin-gas]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[neko-gifs]

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[sinhalerr]

@elpadreradical @lee-e @skeleton-zone-192000

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

jk rowling: It was never mentioned but Snape always had a pet horse that followed him around everywhere .It was not written because he just never mentioned it ,but the horse was definitely there

[catchymemes]

[realbiggay]

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

[raicchu-deactivated20180719]

not to sound like a dumb crybaby that needs to be cuddled rn but i am a dumb crybaby that needs to be cuddled rn

[doppelgender]

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

[avvrice]

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

[avvrice]

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

[i-am-a-fish]

i am a simple being. i see anything, i have a crisis

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else remember how for a few years after 9/11 it was totally reasonable to be scared of a low-flying plane or flying/airports in general. It was just understood the 9/11 was an event that affected the American psyche and even though most planes landed totally safely it was understandable to be scared.

But when young people who are increasingly forced to consider the thought of being shot in school or at concerts say they feel uncomfortable with people openly carrying guns in public, suddenly they're too sensitive and infringing on the rights of others.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me when my room is being haunted by ghosts