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[deinonychian]

ive never had a blond man get me this good before in my life. am I a bad person

[official-denial]

hello

[official-denial]

source: a worm fanfiction

[pinniposting]

FATASS seal yells at baby

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[giragirameganedan]

trans woman fiction author: the government mech that fingers you

trans man fiction author: the cowboys who cried and fingered each other

nonbinary fiction author: fingered by the crow gods

[lilacsmothership]

the usual alternative to humanoid mechs is some variant of chicken, spider, or other inspiration from animals, but there's a lot of unexplored territory in robots that don't look quite like either, i think. mechs that look like a building on legs, multi-axis gantry cranes, etc - forms of locomotion only known in machines that lend themselves well to precision handling and other utilities that call for a robot's touch

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[gbsketch]

Remnants of the fleet.

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[datura-45]

Exact context of this scene btw

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[oliviawebsite]

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

[hug-bees]

1001 Dalmations

[parkchanwoohoo]

Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island