[NSFW] Funny/Awkward/Gross Sentence Meme!
"I never want to see you in your underwear ever again."
"I didn't think it would look like that."
"Is that a hair stuck in your teeth?"
"The sight of him/her/them naked... I need brain bleach."
"Please stop doing that."
"He/she/they just wouldn't shut up about his/her/their cat."
"Hands down, this was the worst date I've ever been on."
"Why did you hang up on me?"
"He/she/they sent me the worst nudes ever."
"I don't know why I'm dating you."
"You are literal trash. Like a walking garbage can."
"I didn't mean to turn you on..."
"Pull your pants up! No one wants to see your ass crack!"
"No, no, no... You're doing it all wrong!"
"I swear, I didn't know they were prostitutes!"
"Let me get this straight... You had sex with him/her/them? That's nasty."
"Digging for gold there, buddy?"
"I didn't know you had a kid..."
"You've got cat hair all over you."
"Let's just say I forgot to put the dog out before we had sex."
"Oh God, what did you do this time?"
"What's that smell? Is that you?"
"Wow. That was terrible."
"All you do is drink wine and sleep."
"I'm not having a good time at all."
"Stop it. Just... just stop."
"It must be really difficult being that stupid."
"I stepped on a fucking Lego!"
"Yep. It's stuck up in there pretty good."