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Is shrimp bugs?

Well, it ain't bunny.

oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that's fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

needsmoreexplosions

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

stay-the-knight

nflstreet

carpetbones-deactivated20200617

orteil42

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

orteil42

you are making this so difficult

polkadotmotmot

Shiri Phillips - Carnival, 2023

windup-angel

readberserk

Her: You must be a point-and-click protagonist if you think we're having sex

Me: This sounds like some sort of clue...

hoofpeet

Creature of some sort

suppermariobroth

In Super Mario 64, some courses include updrafts that Mario can be carried by. If Mario is riding an updraft and a Chuckya grabs him while falling off a ledge, the game will enter an unplayable state as the camera stops following Mario and instead becomes fixated on the updraft as Mario and the Chuckya plummet down out of view.

On the bottom of the map is a death barrier, which would normally cause Mario to die and be ejected from the course. However, a number of factors come together so that it does not activate. Mario does not touch the death barrier since he is held by the Chuckya, but the Chuckya also unloads due to being off-camera; however, it unloading does not release Mario from a grabbed state. What is happening on the bottom of the level is that Mario is suspended slightly above the death barrier in a grabbed state forever, and since the Chuckya has unloaded, no code exists to release him.

The pause menu can also not help the player to escape as the game considers the grabbed state to be “in motion” and does not show the “exit course” option. The only way to continue playing is to reset the game.

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phantomrose96

I don't think Reddit gets enough credit for how hilariously buckwild the subreddit system is.

Like it makes sense on the surface. The subreddits are all topic-focused independent message boards, each with their own moderator teams, and you can curate which ones show up on your feed. Subscribe to the ones that suit your interests and bam you're good.

Except the question of WHO is in charge of every subreddit is an objectively hilarious system. Anyone can create a subreddit. Under any name. Who holds the keys to the kingdom is strictly determined by whoever managed to camp the name first. It's like tumblr URL wars except if whoever managed to grab the URL "homestuck" got to be defacto in charge of the entire homestuck fandom.

Or at least they get to be in charge until they anger the populace and get ousted, Julius Caesar style, by the team of fellow moderators they brought aboard, or until they voluntarily sign the deed over because they don't want to deal with 600,000 angry homestuck fans every single day, or they get mutinied against and all the REAL homestuck fans flock over to "curatedhomestuck" or "homestuckcirclejerk" or "homestuckcirclejerkcirclejerk".

You get seemingly benign subreddits about things like baking or kittens that have absolutely batshit rules because the whole thing is being run by a paranoid and power-hungry 23-year-old from Arkansas. You get inter-subreddit beef where the mods of r/cutekittensdoingcutethings will ban you from their subreddit because you have a history of posting in r/genshinimpact. You get subreddits that fall to ruin and spam because the moderators in charge vanished into the night without passing power along to anyone else.

Redditors love to complain about Reddit moderators and this surprises me not at all because there is simply no possible way that the Reddit moderation system could be a smooth-running machine when its defining underlying mechanic is First Come First Serve. And that's hilarious to me. That's hilarious. Political system where the King is chosen from among the populace of people who comment "first" on Youtube videos. You can't beat that.

#this is a legendary post