Ask Toy Chica ~

Don't believe the Stupid Puppet when he tells you he's the prettiest thing in the Pizzeria, because clearly, that title is already taken by yours truly. This blog is SFW

[beaklesschicken]

Mod blog?

[DAY SHIFT]: If I tell you what it is, will you promise not to tell my boss? I kinda need the money and this place is boring as hell during the day.

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(I promise I’m alive I just have 60000 things to draw and deadlines to meet.)

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The tags make me laugh so hard!

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“But that’s a story for another time.”

[xmooncanary]

Same.

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Would you enjoy it if you got inflated like a balloon?

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[maliciousstrings]

“Our first meeting went fine.”

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I fixed it for you!

[xmooncanary]

*sees golden Freddy holding toy chica* [MURDERER SCREECH INTESTIFIES*

oh no

what’s that sound??

its the sound of my otp not caring 8)

[maliciousstrings]

“I’m sure you will, Toy Chica.”

[beaklesschicken]

[THE ANGRIEST OF ANGRY CHICKEN NOISES]

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“It’s great fun, you should try it.”

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Even if its not by conventional means, he still manages.