Aliens, Scully

Nicole. 26. She/Her.

[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

You’re really scaring the shit out of me right now.

[cemeteryasmr-deactivated2018053]

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[pukicho]

Hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

[delyluh]

i can render my enemies immobile 

[pukicho]

I meant 3d computer renders but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference

[ratliker1917]

it wouldn’t be our beloved tumblr staff if their reactionary anti-sex worker decisions didn’t also ruin basic website functionality such as “being able to post pictures at all”

[konified]

[fakehistory]

Martin Luther translates the bible (1534)

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[dontfeedthebabytigers]

This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we’ll be looking at the disappearance of Hozier

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[hokagee-deactivated20140711]

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

[connerys]

game of thrones meme: [1/7] female characters ↳ cersei lannister

[lolsofunny]

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

[arcadeigannon]

me at 3am: oh boy! i sure am tired, time to go to sleep!

my fuck brain: he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a gentleman. like you imagined when y

[edtow]

[urbanissues]

vertical landscapes

[rnnlynch]

the only two human emotions