Bean Blog

ART!!! MENTAL ILL!!! NEUROS DIVERGED!!! (he/she/they) in so many fandom its not even funny. my brain is full of soooo much unnecessary knowledge.

[bean-shart]

Dolby Digital my favorite dog on the world wide web as my favorite dog in the video games. Amaterasu so awesome. okami so awesome. doggyyyyyy

@wayneradiotv here is yourentiredog

[thealmostthursday]

give your momma a hug

[duckieslament]

I’ve been seeing a recent resurgence in the theory that Bon is Jack, and I want to give my points as to why I don’t believe it here

1) The way Bon speaks to Rosemary does not come off as a romantic lover, rather someone who idolizes her. We know that Bon adores the animatronics, and that he revolves his entire (after)life to them. When Rosemary speaks about designing the animatronics, his reply comes off in a more fan matter, rather than familiarity. This is further emphasized by the fact that Rosemary avoids saying she loves him back. you also can’t claim she stopped loving Jack, since she literally JUST escaped prison and ran backstage to see him.

2) Jack did not want Rosemary to think about him anymore. It wouldn’t make sense for him to then reach out and lure her in with his memory.

3) Jack, for the most part, seems to cope by using lighthearted remarks about when Molly was a child. He does this to try to make Rosemary smile. When Rosemary deploys the same lighthearted remarks, Bon doesn’t understand

4) Jack and Bon do not share the same amount of enthusiasm about the animatronics. Bon idolizes them, calls them perfect, is implied to have KILLED himself to live as one of them, whilst Jack is… normal? Only really comments on the bowtie

5, and the most important) Jack being Chilean is a very important thing to Martin, hence why he voice acts Jack himself to give Jack a Chilean accent. Bon, on the other hand, does not have this accent. For lack of a better way of wording it, I don’t think Martin Walls would have casted Eva in order to whitewash Jack. If he wanted Jack to be Bon, he would’ve voice acted Bon himself. This is specifically about the claim that Bon “sounds” Chilean at the end. Martin would have voiced Bon from the start if he wanted to hint at this

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All of this is simply my opinion and I’d love if anyone who does believe in this theory wants to talk about it! Thanks for reading

[acakeyboi]

perfect execution oh my goddd

[twccavver]

Faces Of Grief

The Walten Files (2020) – digital illustration.

«If there's a natural body, there's also a spiritual body»

[squiddy-ink-s]

Oh I absolutely adore you

[boomercades]

Oh Rosemary…

My rosemary….

[welegatolvr]

the sheep hates the wolf

[elesketchii]

there’s two sheep tiptoeing in the grass looking for mommy

[fkndokt]

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[galaxylemonroll]

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the beta testing stage

[rabbithvn]

forever my favorites

[wayneradiotv]

How deltarune would end in chapter 6 if the stupid fun gang did the right thing and left flower king fountain open

[chlompbite]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[satanlikedmymemories]

me if you even care

[yayxstitch]

[yayxstitch]

I took some of your many suggestions and made it better.

[gaycatastrophe]

[yayxstitch]

You right you right

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍