Beans4Days

I don't do DNI, I block freely./And feel free to block me./I do not add ttrigger warnings, beware./I AM AN ADULT. I POST EXPLICIT MATERIAL/18./NO MINORS./I post objectum. Who cares fuck you.

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

Funnily enough a vent post on here haha

it hurts a lot to be a girl biologically and I know I’m being dramatic but I hate it. I hate that I like both genders and there are people who hate me for that. anyways, I just needed that out. I’m gooood.

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

not even in an intimate way, but watching a car get detailed is so cool. I love soap and getting everything nice and clean. All the dirt and dust just GONE. It’s so awesome

[computer-kisser]

When will they invent a computer that degrades you and calls you names

[stonersupremacy]

I hate the trope in machine fucking where they don’t know what being horny is or what fetishes and kinks are. That thing is connected to the internet. It knows what hentai is. It will use its wires as it sees fit.

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

I want to be manhandled by factory machinery.

[scurryboy]

How did it take me this long to realize the achievement for beating Portal is called "Heartbreaker"???

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

I have sooooo many ideas guys.. I’m so awesome… vintage washing machine convincing their owner who just thrifted them to fuck around with their dials and sit on top of them.. I’m so smart..

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

It’s like: ‘c’mon I haven’t gotten action in ages, the 80’s were a wild time for suburban stay at home moms, now I’m all lonely, you don’t want me to be lonely do you?’

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

I have sooooo many ideas guys.. I’m so awesome… vintage washing machine convincing their owner who just thrifted them to fuck around with their dials and sit on top of them.. I’m so smart..

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

Computer degradation. Lovely.

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

“Track your period.” Would you prefer me to wear a chastity belt for the majority of the season until then? Huh? Do you wish not to hear of my monthly blood letting? Would you prefer I remove my uterus?

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

Third post on here. I’m gonna write porn in the future. Beware

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

Hi, I haven’t touched this account in a hot minute. Hello hi, hi there hi.

[monstercu]

There's something not quite right about episode 4...

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

About to have a heart attack