SCP Threats

For the last time- I'm not getting married. "Ooh i love you so much that I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave" it's just advanced kidnapping

Hey mister king dice, how would you react if you had a son/daughter?

(I do wonder what were you expecting)

I’m trying to make this the only post in my queue

mamoru

PSA: if you are in pennsylvania, do NOT have an emergency today. schedule it for another day

galactic-mayhem

for y'all in southeast PA, here are some of the local ems numbers

Elverson and Honeybrook: 610-286-8925

Warwick: 717-626-8900

Pottstown: 610-970-6500

Montgomery: 610-635-4300

Royersford: 610-948-6234

Chester County: 610-344-6000

Stroudsburg (East Stroudsburg): 570-992-9911

Reading: 877-727-3234

King of Prussia: 610-265-8467

Malvern: 610-647-0693

Hey mister king dice, how would you react if you had a son/daughter?

(I do wonder what were you expecting)

I’m trying to make this the only post in my queue

I CAN AND WILL QUEUE THE DECAHORON POST MORE

I’ve queued this so many times

I have 341 decahorons queued still

How many do you have

….

@cactus-coder-13 I’m sorry

I must do it

2000 decahorons must be queued

Also can I ask what your queue limit is?-

What’s a queue limit

worldheritagepostorganization

Uhhh

The thing where you set how many posts from your queue get posted a day

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

gayhex

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

squeezemetillipop

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

kuramamanamahamanamana

Red - Mad

metaphoricalicecream

maybemoonbeams

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

starwarsepisodeiv

tubby custard.

maybemoonbeams

unicornmitteneater

where….where are the notes……

piesandswords

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

World Heritage Post

arodabi

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

the-gayest-tuba

i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!

life-on-the-spectrum

This used to be standard operating procedure not even ten years ago: NEVER OUT OTHER QUEERS, even if they’re supposedly already out. Never assume that it’s okay to let third parties know that so-and-so is queer. Ever. You never know when you’ve found the one uncle with the heart condition that they can’t bear to risk telling, or the one neighbor who’s just threatening enough that they don’t mention it around, or even the grandma that they haven’t gotten around to mentioning it to yet. You might have just ruined a very important milestone for someone, or you could have put them at actual risk of harm.

Also… stop freaking assuming. If you don’t see a pride flag on them, please don’t just assume. You can’t tell ANYTHING about a person’s gender or partner preferences by what they’re wearing on any given day, what their hair looks like, or whether or not they’re using makeup. You legit cannot, and you look like a jerk when you try.

astra-the-dragon

this is even more important now that Trump is in power.

some people will be choosing to live in the closet and it is not your job to pressure them one way or the other.

protect your lgbtq siblings - honor their choices - and never talk to cops, collaborators, and snitches.

stele3

Younger queer people have grown up in a better world, but we’re in a time of backsliding right now. Do NOT out other queer people. Also, I’m not gonna tell you how to present yourselves in public………..but please, I am begging you to re-evaluate HOW safe you are in the current climate.

Hey mister king dice, how would you react if you had a son/daughter?

(I do wonder what were you expecting)

I’m trying to make this the only post in my queue

I CAN AND WILL QUEUE THE DECAHORON POST MORE

I’ve queued this so many times

I have 341 decahorons queued still

How many do you have

….

@cactus-coder-13 I’m sorry

I must do it

2000 decahorons must be queued

Also can I ask what your queue limit is?-

What’s a queue limit

Uhhh

The thing where you set how many posts from your queue get posted a day

That depends. What’s yours

20

I’m posting 20 decahorons a day

Doctor: "Your condition is quite serious"

Harvey Harvington: "...How serious..."

PLEASE KING DEVIL KISS I AND MY SIBLINGS SIGNED THE CONTRACTS

(BOOM BABY

I’m BACK and I’m BACK with a BANG, DIDJALL MISS ME? *looks over an empty room, all but a tumbleweed in the corner*

So during our last encounter, I announces myself sick, and well, I am so no longer, would be odd if I still was. It is the beginning of holidays so I might be more active and yeah. Thank you for all of the nice words =) means a lot.

Also did you guys know when I made this blog I was all “alright, I’m gonna stay away from ships cuz we want none of that” and here we are)

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Hey mister king dice, how would you react if you had a son/daughter?

(I do wonder what were you expecting)

desinteresse

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

desinteresse

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

desinteresse

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

Hey mister king dice, how would you react if you had a son/daughter?

(I do wonder what were you expecting)