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Wang Yinglu is really carving out a niche for herself playing poor modern girl trapped in ancient times constantly being misunderstood by a ruthless ML who overthinks her every action and I’m here for it.

aceinthetrap

YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY 《宴遇永安》 (2025) official art

rumiroo

Lin yan is handling embezzlement cases, beheading and torturing criminals in the dungeon, cleaning up the corrupt officials at court, going against the imperial power, and probably has his own shady agenda to boot.

Jicai, meanwhile, is setting up a pancake stall with her family.

Not just from different times, they are from two different drama lmao I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of this dynamic!!! 😂😂😂

dangermousie

I need a lie down AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG AHAHAHAHAHAH

darknessontheedgeoftowndyke

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

transhuman-priestess

All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.

Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.

transhuman-priestess

Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.

Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.

Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.

Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.

Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.

Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

ceruleanheaven

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

stuffedgrapeleaves

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

aquilacalvitium

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

noah-wyles

she's the best of us

writtenbybcjr

you found it disgusting and immoral; i found it sexy and arousing. this is why i have whimsy and you don't.

asteroidtroglodyte

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment