shit my boyfriend says - sentence starters
❝ do you get the pun? do you get it? ❞
❝ i’m tired and sore and just ugh. ❞
❝ cuddling is the best activity. ❞
❝ i really hope it didn’t make you jealous. ❞
❝ i’m gonna fucking eat my own arms i’m so excited. ❞
❝ it would be incredible. ❞
❝ i would do terrible things on photoshop. memes… glorious memes. ❞
❝ gay guys say damn skippy. ❞
❝ for once i feel nice about myself. ❞
❝ you know when i was like eight i went through this phase where i actually thought i was a vampire. ❞
❝ end me. ❞
❝ damn the things i do for friends. ❞
❝ ugh i actually have to put sheets on my bed. ❞
❝ i love running from the cops. ❞
❝ yes unfortunately i’m serious. ❞
❝ i love you a lot. ❞
❝ stab me in the eye with a fork. ❞
❝ i’m a brat you’re an asshole and we go perfectly together somehow. ❞
❝ i don’t know how i didn’t smell the crazy. ❞
❝ do you ever regret letting people into your life? ❞
❝ end my sorry ass. ❞
❝ i’d fuck the clock. ❞
❝ i smell the gay from here. ❞














