[skittypilled]

[g0blinwitch]

[niceinchnails]

[secondbeatsongs]

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[fairycosmos]

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

[chips1977]

cutting my dads head off with this🔥

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don’t know… I’ve been feeling kind of, you know, unhealthily narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time. :/ 

therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i’m going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the  depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis.

[tender-hoe]

this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[sea--burn]

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

[the-meme-monarch]

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

[the-meme-monarch]

i need to get gender affirming surgery

[hardwrench]

hi oh no sorry i dont mean to disturb you but i was just in the parking lot and i wanted to um just let you know that somebody put an illustration of a young woman making a porno face on your vehicle

[wngedknight]

Sometimes I like to make my eyes big and stare at ppl

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

“free your mind and your ass will follow” is a phrase always running through my head

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

thank you funkadelic for that

[elorein]