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#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #pin or something #fav

i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him

#he said that 'hi. bye' joke ppl say when leaving as soon as ur greeting and then laughed Way too heartily jesus christ i want him baddddd

i hate authority. too bad i have a crush on my boss 😓

#its okay hes funny and cute and a lil ugly #i think hes hilarious. like more funny than me... and literally NOBODY is funnier than me 🥺#if i didnt have a crush on him i would kinda dislike him and get annoyed by him lmao #but i saw him for 5 minutes today when i came in and those 5 minutes were the best time i had all day #i need to be more obvious when stealing his attention and being useful

sovietnam

infectiouspiss

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

thegenderdruid

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

clownjuicebox

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

saltedume

bells-lettres

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

#cjsjsifidosoohnwkv

just-a-nowhere-giirl

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

#woaw

phillip-bankss

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

junglejim4322

I need 40 more challengers y tu mama tambien esque movies stat I need to see straight guys complaining about how every girl who hits them up on dating apps wants a mmf threesome *snaps fingers* chop chop

grungixfungi

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

xalatath

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

anxeious

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

thedreadpiratecam

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

maroonracoon

Two Gay Little Animals Have a Baby

(+6 extra pages of Bit's adventure will be exclusive to the printed book as thanks to supporters of the book :D)

#...#fav

conzoop

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

yaza-con-queso

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

conzoop

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

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