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sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Bigs My Eyes At You

grrlterrier

One of my favourite customer interactions

as-if-and-only-if

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

fagstaynight

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

willgrahamscock

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

willgrahamscock

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

gay-lotus

chimbles-art-cave

had this image in mind for years now but I finally edited it now. shawarmachine roboky

u3pxx

from this

chimbles-art-cave

I think roboky can have a nose if the situation calls for it

caribbeanangel

Alice Smeets, The Ghetto Tarot.

kokoko-sir

they are well-trained you see

rowanisawriter

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

crabussy

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

crabussy

(imagining the guilt ridden character I relate to being comforted or feeling miserable) it's good for them.this says nothing about me

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

captain-price-returns

Arrest everyone involved.

captain-price-returns

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

just-sans-things

sans what happened to the iconic arm growing out your chest did you get rid of it you silly goose

who gave you permission to discuss my little penis

swagophile

jf i was vladimir nabokov and i was writing lolita i would make her an adult becaude then it would t be dark problematic media and instead a sweet romabce between two adults (woke and pure)