*sad howdy*

[onlytwitterpics]

[otherwindow]

Thinking about a Ruby & Steven cowboy fusion voiced by Lil Nas X. They sing an Old Town Road remix.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

what the fuck margaret

[pollyj]

Laszonia 

[thebootydiaries]

me: just chilling eating my ketchup

some random person on the Internet: hey ! you suck and I personally don’t find you funny ! Unfollowed !! You just lost a follower pal !!!!!!

me: suddenly collapsing, gasping for air as I watch my soul exit my body

[bonmod]

aren’t you going to finish your ketchup first?

[star-52320]

Finish your ketchup OP

[thebootydiaries]

im died fools

[star-52320]

OP YOUR KETCHUP

[blissful-simp]

OP YOU FORGOT YOUR KETCHUP

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[obstinaterixatrix]

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[uss-edsall]

About an hour and a half ago I felt a cat jump on my bed and settle down, curled up next to me. Ten minutes ago the cat started meowing quite a bit, and it occurred to me that this didn’t sound like the meowing from the cats I own

This... this isn’t any of my cats.

[uss-edsall]

[flushedfox]

Congrads on ur new cat!

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Don’t wash chicken

why would you wash chicken

[konigstigerr]

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

[windupoperator]

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

[patconmax]

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

[mostlyjudson]

These people are using soap.

[patconmax]

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[kaijuno]

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

[straightboyfriend]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[gay-tm]

[beautyislovingyourself-deactiva]

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[4thdslip-deactivated20181206]

Tumblr is amazing. I’ve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.

[doomy]

i want everyone to know that the minimum budget for advertising on tumblr is $25,000

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[30-minute-memes]

The same every time

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

my homosexuality can not be stopped

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Reblog if you too, are gay and unstoppable