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gimmick blog! offical verse! in partnership with the other beans, of course.

[beanzoffical]

One day @satan-offical will finally notice me

For now I sit baking

[satan-offical]

Burn

[cthulhu-offical]

Breaking news

British person doesn't like baked beans

[satan-offical]

I actually don't like baked beans

[beanzoffical]

This is bullshit

[beanzoffical]

Low support needs bc no one ever supported and Im actually just really high masking

[beanzoffical]

Wait im so relatable

[beanzoffical]

Anyway uh hi what's up i didnt dissappear wdym

[satan-offical]

I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government

[beanzoffical]

Who else you gonna blame it on? The Devil?

[beanzoffical]

Low support needs bc no one ever supported and Im actually just really high masking

[satan-offical]

Today I have a physics mock I heh... Haven't revised for but I'm still gonna do my best and if I fail ehh I can always be a Broadway Actor

[beanzoffical]

You got this twin dont worry. Im goated at physics.

[beanzoffical]

Im returning from my silence

(I suck so much at remembering to post shit)

[satan-offical]

Not to brag but I'm gay

[beanzoffical]

Omgee me too lil bro

[satan-offical]

Isn't it funny when

No, it's not funny

Hey excuse you?! I was posting a post!

Yeah and it was a bad one! See I'm you from the future, and I'm telling you that post you're making is shit! And not the good kind!

Well what do YOU know? Screw you, future me! I'll make whatever kind of post I want!

You've left me with no choice... To end this post once and for all! By pressing the post button before you can finish your sentence!

No! HOW COULD Y

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This slaps on dark mode dookie

[beanzoffical]

Im replacing chatgpt ask me anything

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Best t'ing ta steal?

[beanzoffical]

Loafs of bread for your sisters child

[dat-one-trans-tief]

I have non sister

[beanzoffical]

Darn it uhhh then I guess

Bomb

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Ma brot'er is married t'ough

[beanzoffical]

Close enough

[dat-one-trans-tief]

t'ough ma family is rich

[beanzoffical]

Do it anyway, 24601

[dat-one-trans-tief]

dose numbas why?

[beanzoffical]

Only real ones know

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Tell moi or boom ye dead

[beanzoffical]

I have no concept of life

I am a tin of beans

[dat-one-trans-tief]

nd???

[beanzoffical]

Your death threats don't scare me mortal

[beanzoffical]

Im replacing chatgpt ask me anything

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Best t'ing ta steal?

[beanzoffical]

Loafs of bread for your sisters child

[dat-one-trans-tief]

I have non sister

[beanzoffical]

Darn it uhhh then I guess

Bomb

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Ma brot'er is married t'ough

[beanzoffical]

Close enough

[dat-one-trans-tief]

t'ough ma family is rich

[beanzoffical]

Do it anyway, 24601

[dat-one-trans-tief]

dose numbas why?

[beanzoffical]

Only real ones know

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Tell moi or boom ye dead

[beanzoffical]

I have no concept of life

I am a tin of beans

[beanzoffical]

Im replacing chatgpt ask me anything

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Best t'ing ta steal?

[beanzoffical]

Loafs of bread for your sisters child

[dat-one-trans-tief]

I have non sister

[beanzoffical]

Darn it uhhh then I guess

Bomb

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Ma brot'er is married t'ough

[beanzoffical]

Close enough

[dat-one-trans-tief]

t'ough ma family is rich

[beanzoffical]

Do it anyway, 24601

[dat-one-trans-tief]

dose numbas why?

[beanzoffical]

Only real ones know

[satan-offical]

Yuri this. Yaoi that. WHAT 👏 ABOUT 👏 AROACE 👏 GIRLBOSS👏 FANFICS👏?!

[beanzoffical]

Im replacing chatgpt ask me anything

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Best t'ing ta steal?

[beanzoffical]

Loafs of bread for your sisters child

[dat-one-trans-tief]

I have non sister

[beanzoffical]

Darn it uhhh then I guess

Bomb

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Ma brot'er is married t'ough

[beanzoffical]

Close enough

[dat-one-trans-tief]

t'ough ma family is rich

[beanzoffical]

Do it anyway, 24601

[satan-offical]

white boy it's okay if you want to be white girl

[beanzoffical]

Im replacing chatgpt ask me anything

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Best t'ing ta steal?

[beanzoffical]

Loafs of bread for your sisters child

[dat-one-trans-tief]

I have non sister

[beanzoffical]

Darn it uhhh then I guess

Bomb

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Ma brot'er is married t'ough

[beanzoffical]

Close enough

[beanzoffical]

Im replacing chatgpt ask me anything

[dat-one-trans-tief]

Best t'ing ta steal?

[beanzoffical]

Loafs of bread for your sisters child

[dat-one-trans-tief]

I have non sister

[beanzoffical]

Darn it uhhh then I guess

Bomb