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[likexwhatever]

AHHHHHHHH

[localgothdad]

xiao-hyung

[bear-dick-punch]

Am I doing the flirting right?

[awwww-cute]

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

[orlandobloomers]

dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic 

[prthedisaster]

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow

[photoshoppedreality]

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

[matt-smith]

meat tentacle

[thisshouldbethegang]

[pennebaby]

you know it’s bad if jimmy is shocked

[finechardonnay-deactivated20170]

[shaniaplain]

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

[atramentar]

[ratchetbest-blog]

[memebinge]

Meow chicka meow meow.

[thesleuthjournal]

Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs

[crimewave420]

wait but

[499lovingit43-deactivated201401]

no dont worry, its science

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this

[mns-elise-deactivated20140226]

Ha! A card that perfectly describes my lack of coordination and clumsiness : )

[vicforprez]

[iraffiruse]

[kixied]

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs

[tatianamooslany-blog]

[bored-no-more]

The perfect slide!

[memebinge]

Your evidence is circumstantial, and your lamp was hideous.