like the legend of the penis

PR | brazil | 27 | he/they | the gayest of nerds

[prthedisaster]

i probably should organize my amigurumi projects somewhere more central, so if you're here for them this post is for you. here they are from the most recent to the oldest, many of which i have never posted here so this is also a reminder for myself to post them lol

zigzagoon

magnemite

alomomola

altaria

wooloo

ogerpon

dragonquest slime

snom

pelipper

clodsire

umbreon

corsola-galar

pikachu

koffing

azumarill

indeedee female (WIP still)

indeedee male

tangela

plague doctor

snorlax

ctulhu

mimikyu

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[pjackk]

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

[dogpuppy]

HES BACK

[theonion]

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[zachdefense]

every June 1st all I can hear is "hi gay! happy pride month"

[crochetcarriecreations]

One of my biggest projects - an entire Hydrapple, with all the syrpents included! There's toothpicks in the main head's horns for rigidity, while every syrpent has armature wire inside them for poseability. And...

...that includes the two tail syrpents! All six syrpents other than the main one are completely removable along with the apple top, which has little hooks to hold it in place when it's on there. The apple base also has a plastic pot inside it, to help it hold all that weight.

The one thing they can't do is fold the bonus heads flat against the apple like the ingame model does, but they can get... some of the way there? although it does require something of a Noodle Vortex on the inside for all those tails to still fit in the apple.

Very proud of these good apple noodle friends and how well they turned out!

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my commissions are open - see my pinned post for more info. (I don't offer things this big and elaborate (yet...?), but I can make you something simpler!)

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Who's That Pokemon?

1hr checkpoint! Head and body! Head is brown on top and with white around the face, body is brown on top and light brown on the underbelly

[dailypokemoncrochet]

2hr checkpoint! Legs with orange hooves

[dailypokemoncrochet]

3hr checkpoint! Face details, nose, horns. Legs sewn on.

[dailypokemoncrochet]

It's Gogoat

Total time: 4h26! Yippee

[trigonomicon]

I'm experimenting with comic-making.

[tallahasseemp3]

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

[seriousjones]

had the thought “kids used to brag about never breaking a bone and now they brag about never cracking the screen of their phone” but then my anti-banksy collar shocked me and now I’m in the hospital 

[caesarsaladinn]

just think of what modern financial instruments could do with indulgences

[caesarsaladinn]

rumors of war and a recent earthquake in the Holy Land have pushed the futures price of a standard one-month-in-purgatory remittance ($INRI) up 7% in early trading

[prthedisaster]

Late 21st century cyberpunk dystopia where the millennial mentor, past their prime, reveals they used to be a hipster by using their tattooed pinky mustache to fool facial recognition cameras

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Boris Karloff wizard duel to the death - The Raven (1963) dir. Roger Corman

[snozzberries96]

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[briarblackwellbooks]

THE SCUNTHORPE PROBLEM!!!

Scunthorpe problem - Wikipedia

this is actually a pretty old computer problem!

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]