“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice
Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…
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“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice
Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…
Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.
He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.
I love this website so much
Weenie Hut Junior’s and the Salty Spitoon are competing gay bars
Weenie Hut Junior’s
and the Salty Spitoon are
competing gay bars
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap
do NOT smoke weed beside them
a akotsk hc offering? was watching "waking up from anesthesia" silliness on youtube & wondered how the boys would react to milk of-the-poppy addled S/O not recognizing them at first? Maybe she/he wakes up to them holding their hand or petting their hair & is like "whomst the fuck?! my husband will take your hand for that. fuck off"
Who would be amused/charmed & who would be determined to prove their identity?
I’m, quite frankly, obsessed with this idea. So cute. Thanks for the offering! :)
Includes: Baelor Targaryen, Daeron Targaryen, Aerion Targaryen, and Dunk!
SFW!
𖤓 Baelor is the first person to suggest that you receive milk of-the-poppy for your ailments, always your staunch advocate. He kneels at your bedside, a firm hand grasping yours, and when you wake, he smiles gently. "Hello, my dear. Are you feeling well?" He expects you to be a little out-of-it, but finds himself wholeheartedly shocked (and amused) at your appalled state: sleepy eyes widening, hand yanking away from his hold. When you mumble something about the impropriety of a strange man, he huffs a small laugh through his nose. "Perhaps a smaller dose for the lady next time, yes?" He politely suggests to the Grand Maester, before gently reminding you that he is, in fact, your husband. If you still cannot comprehend the fact, he kisses you on the forehead before leaving you to your sleep. He doesn't think it prudent to force himself on you.
𖤓 Daeron, leaning against your bedpost upon being called into your chambers, at first thinks it's quite funny when you demand to know who he is. He lays himself on the bed next to you (probably a bit inebriated himself). "Come now, don't be ridiculous." He sighs with a lazy smile, reaching for your hand. "You sound like me after a flagon of wine." When you flinch, an earnest confusion in your eyes, any trace of amusement drops instantly from his face. Hurt by your momentary disdain, he instantly sits up again, voice softening to almost inaudible levels. "Darling, it's me. Your Daeron," he insists, and wants to reach for your hand again, but doesn't. He's gone from bemused to insecure in a heartbeat, but his overarching concern for your well-being takes precedence. "I can't say I do not empathize with waking up frightened and confused," he mumbles, more to himself than you. With some reassurance from the Grand Maester that, yes, this will wear off, he sighs in relief and leaves you to your recovery. His ego's a bit bruised, but ultimately he's able to shrug it off if the medication means your troubles will be relieved.
𖤓 Aerion, when you look at him with a puzzled expression and ask what he's doing there, is utterly insulted. His mouth pulls into a sneer as he turns to the Grand Maester. "What's wrong with her?" He demands, one hand on the hilt of his sword and the other frantically palming your forehead. "Have you given her enough of this to sedate a fucking giant?" When your confusion persists, you see a brief flash of concern behind his cutting gaze, and he finally kneels at your side. "I am your husband." He says to you simply, delivering another withering look to the Grand Maester before turning to leave. "If upon my return she still cannot recall my face, someone is losing their head."
𖤓 Dunk is by far, the most distressed. When you instruct him to "get his gargantuan hands" off of you, he backs away immediately with an expression of confusion that rivals your own. "My lady?" He says softly, doing everything in his power to make himself appear smaller at your bedside in an effort to not frighten you. "It's... It's alright. Please. It's only me." His hands fidget restlessly near you, desperate to hold you and reassure you, but he knows that could make things worse. Upon realizing he is harmless, your volatility dissipates, but you still cannot place his face. You apologize, and he visibly relaxes, his broad shoulders sinking in relief. "That's quite alright. I hope, at the very least, that your pain is being relieved." And with that, he leaves, anxiously awaiting your return to your senses. When you do, you both have a hearty laugh about it. At least this time, laying hands on a noble did not result in a battle for his life.
that's it! hope that satiated your curiosity, and as always, my requests stay open!
Please more of Perturabo's son Maximus 🥺
Hate is pointless. It blinds you to the wider truth, hinders your better judgement and is a waste of time and energy better spent on something more productive.
Despite this, Maximus can't help but hate the serf cutting his hair.
It's not their fault. To them, it's simply just another task, one ordered by lord Perturabo himself. There's no malice behind their actions and their hands are gentle, precise. Careful to cut each strand at an identical height.
But Maximus had liked his hair. The color of polished sandalwood with faint curls. Aunt Calliphone had once mentioned that he had inherited his father's hair, something which he had never seen but he could picture so clearly.
Maximus had already been growing his hair out by then. Denying the serf's attempts at more than a trim, his short locks turned into defined curls as they reached his shoulders. It had looked nice. Pretty.
He had not considered the thought that father would want it cut.
Perturabo had only just returned from his most recent campaign, one that had kept him occupied for many months, and his son had been eager to greet him, rushing through the halls to catch him before he shut himself into his office once more.
His father had not returned his greeting. Instead he had sneered and turned towards the nearest serf to fetch someone to cut his son's hair. And then he had left, without ever looking back to see the crestfallen look on Maximus's face.
There was no denying the lord of iron. Serf or son, his words were law. So what else could Maximus do other than bow his head and allow the hair trimmer to descend upon his scalp?
Besides, father surely had his reasons. A good one, too. Long hair had to have been impractical and bad for him. Which meant that this hair cut was a good thing, one meant to help Maximus in some way.
That didn't mean it didn't hurt though.
Hating the serf cutting his hair helped. It gave him someone to blame, a target for his dark thoughts. It was they who wielded the tools, they who used them. An awful person for taking this simple pride from him.
Even if deep down, Maximus knew the truth.
Do not blame me if I picturw Lady Dorn, still mourning the loss of her stillborn, want this cjild so badly and her hate towards perturabo is ALMOST justified.
The idea that Perturabo wanted his son's hair cut is not because they are unpractical, but because he can see in those ailky waves his lost wife. He can still her holding them in a ponytail, swirling them around her finger when deep in thoughts and like an halo around the pillows. He still see them and when he saw those curls he couldn't hold the pain and the anger.
I feel like Grace told them this so they wanted to join in
i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c
"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED
die die die
It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!
updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?
perfect
Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.
https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt
this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!
You can't do this for a week!
How bad is this for you?
Its great! I can live with this
I already don't do this
It'll be annoying but I'll be fine
VERY BAD.
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thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!
A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!
my son.. (frames from this video)
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characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"
character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"
Don't you love it when you start your day expecting things to be boring and predictable and then WHAM!
YOU'RE HIT WITH THE CLIFF NOTES VERSION OF JAPAN'S NEW CONSUMPTION TAX REFORMS AND HOW THE SYSTEM YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUILD IS SO ASS THAT IT CAN'T HANDLE THE IMPOSSIBLY INTRICATE EXCEPTION CASES THAT WOULD MAKE IT SEEM LIKE TZEENCH IS THE BLOODY FINANCE MINISTER OF THIS COUNTRY?!!
In other news, yours truly is verily caught between the unstoppable force (global leadership requiring process uniformity) and immovable obstacle (THE MOST bureaucratically nightmarish tax system to ever be)!!
I want Guilliman to take over Japan's finance ministry RIGHT NOW!
(This is a joke! I am not planning sedition! It's a JOKE! DON'T YOU TOUCH MY VISA, YOU SICK FU- *gets taken out by ninja assassins*)
you said you used to work at a "kill shelter", for lack of better wording. how often are animals actually put down to free up space?
I did not work at an open intake shelter. I worked at a very well funded limited-intake shelter.
But i am a huge supporter of open intake shelters and their staff. They do extremely vital and often heartbreaking work while getting shit on by lots of people. I will defend them and what they do to my dog breath.
I don’t know often animals have to be euthanized for space. It’s going to vary based on time of year, shelter size, funding, foster programs, etc.
The numbers of frenchies and doodles entering the shelters is definitely starting to increase, so all these indiscriminate breeders going for the next greatest trend are actively contributing to that happening though.
*raises hand* Big, big fan of open-intake shelters.
Quick reminders while we are on the subject:
They provide an evaluation and medical care to every animal.
They’re often where no-kills get their animals to start with! This helps with overcrowding.
They’re often where no-kills take animals that need euthanization.
They take animals from the public, which no-kills frequently do not.
They prevent immense suffering because they will euthanize animals that are dying or pose a risk to humans.
Overcrowding drives euthanasia of adoptable animals. If you are in the US, spay/neuter voucher programs are the single most successful and cost-effective intervention for overcrowding. If you want to keep animals out of open-intake shelters, look up and support those programs.
Support and speak up in defense of open-intake shelters and their workers!
They take animals
from the public, which no-kills
frequently do not.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.