I draw shit sometimes

Damage has been controlled. NSFW blog, sometimes. You have been warned.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[soursoppi]

saw this cute pic of a raven making a heart, had to draw crowxian

(also a little extra of crowxian getting some cute aggression and having to nom on his shidi)

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[chososhoeso2]

I like both of those ideas but I imagined some priest kind of doing a sniper blessing as the baby flew by and the precipitation in the air acted as holy water.

Here's a shitty rendition I made in ms paint on my work laptop:

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[yakkowakkodot]

Reminder as we approach Pride Season

[beardedbaobei]

Merxian

[danka-in-art]

Me: I'm finally gonna do something for Mermay this year

Me, two days before May ends and no drawing: oops

[beardedbaobei]

More wangxian swan lake nonsense teehee.

[beardedbaobei]

More wangxian swan lake nonsense teehee.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Memory, as Metamorphosis.

[30foolish]

My one (1) contribution to mermay lol

Jiang Cheng is a blowfish, bc I said so✨🐡

There was a tie this week!!! So I chose what I felt I vibed more lol🫡

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[supertaliart]

Someone pointed out that it’s hard to find the full comic so here it is all at once!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Give that thang a Cinderella Moment!

[colbullet]

Redrawing old art

[30foolish]

If only Lwj had been this direct, we would’ve been saved so much pining stg

In my head it was way funnier than it turned out, but not all of them can be winners I guess😩

[beardedbaobei]

Quick mermay zhuzhixian teehee