General Chaos

Nothing is and never shall be in a world without end

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[cupcraft]

It’s back 🤠

[jemej3m]

do we arrest him?

another excerpt from the ‘married to the enemy’ au because its silly and fun and i like writing it lol 

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“With all due respect, Wilds,” Kevin said, “I’m going to say: no. Absolutely not.” 

The sargeant cocked her head, spinning the whisky around her shallow glass. “Because your opinion matters so greatly to me, Kevin.”

Andrew blocked out whatever response Kevin managed and the resulting argument between him, Sergeant Danielle Wilds and her husband Matthew Boyd: Renee looked on serenely, with a slightly amused curl to her lips, whilst Wymack ordered another gin and tonic. 

Andrew’s foot bounced. He was not anxious. He was never anxious. He was simply introducing his husband to his colleagues. It’d been years since they’d come together as a team. It was about time they’d met the mysterious Neil. 

It’s not like his face was recognisable or anything. It’s not like he’d been running the largest crime syndicate in Baltimore after his father’s death. Neil had inherited it after they’d gotten together, anyway. 

“Is Allison coming along?” Renee inquired, lightly, still ever-so-serene. His partner was a jumble of nonsensical loose ends, with a large scar on her jaw contradicting the collar done up to her throat and the silver cross hanging around her neck. It was why they’d gotten along so well in the first place, and why he’d invited her to witness his wedding. 

Which was where, consequently, she had met Allison Reynolds, Neil’s right-hand woman. 

Andrew shot her a glare before looking back to the doorway. Where was he? Punctuality wasn’t his forte, but fifteen minutes late to something Andrew had insisted he shouldn’t be late to was stretching it. Had something happened? Had the Bearcats finally grown their little claws and lashed out at Neil? Was he dead in a ditch somewhere? 

“Hi,” came a familiar voice, breathless. Andrew glanced over his other shoulder to see Neil, grinning and red-cheeked. He must have run. Understanding Andrew’s apprehension, he chanced a kiss on Andrew’s cheek. “Came in through the back.”

Of course he had this particular divebar in his pocket. It was one of Andrew’s regular hangouts: he would have this place fortified to the very last screw. 

Allison gave Renee a little wink, waving her manicured nails like a manic pixie. Andrew took Neil’s wrist under the table and gave it a light squeeze before turning back to his colleagues. 

Kevin was going purple, mouth hanging open like a gaping fish. 

“So,” Dan said, voice strained slightly. “This is Neil.”

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[faehalfwit]

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

i’m fucking REELING from this tag @poetromantics

[beardedhollogrampizza]

[jemej3m]

incarnate (p2)

yall rlly liked this for some reason so have some more - p1

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Neil - the name he’d chanced upon and decided he preferred much better than Nathaniel - liked this realm. It was another version of Earth, sure, but it was significantly brighter than his own. 

For one, demons didn’t roam around freely, some how excluded by a convenient barrier that encircled this dimension. That meant that Neil really didn’t have to worry about Lola, or Jackson, or Romero, or DiMaccio popping out of the shadows to leer at him and bind him with platinum chains. They were all mutts of some kind because his father only employed those who were resistant to both human weaknesses and demon weaknesses. 

That was always bad news for Neil. His mother had died so long ago that he could barely recall her - his father had caught up with him enough times that he’d tampered with his memory - and yet the thought of her death still ached. 

She’d talked about this place, once. A dimension free of monsters, where magic flowed freely in humans called witches and fae. It’d be paradise for us, Abram, she’d whispered. If only we could cross the border. 

Their only hope of figuring out a way to cross said border was with his father’s journal, of which they’d (they, being Mary) stolen and then lost. It seemed as though it’d slipped through the folds of the universe anyway and right as his father’s knife had begun its arc downwards towards his chest, fate had skipped along and said nope, you’re not dying today: thanks to Andrew Minyard’s summons, he’d slipped away just in time. 

“You good, buddy?”

“Hm?” Neil looked up from where he’d zoned out. “Oh, right. Yeah, I’m good.”

Matt hopped over the back of the couch and landed right next to Neil with a bowl of snacks. Neil had never seen them before.

“What’s that?” 

Matt snorted. “You really crack me up, you know that? It’s popcorn.”  

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[jemej3m]

is it a bird? a plane? a cure for writer’s block?

no, just some shitty memes

:D

[i-am-a-fish]

SPOOKY MONTH?????!??????? Like, GHOSTS and fuck???!?!???

[beardedhollogrampizza]

Yes

[i-am-a-fish]

Visit Original Link

THIS IS FOR YALL!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALSO REALLY FUN TO MAKE!!!!

https://www.patreon.com/goldiegurston !!

[beardedhollogrampizza]

Okay so it’s like 3 am and I click on this

I was not expecting this masterpiece

Well done fish

Well done

[eggscelsior]

Foxes in a haunted house/maze thing. Thoughts?

Omg thank you for making me think about this

Nicky: isn't even frightened, he loves haunted houses and horror movies, but he brings a date and screams and acts scared just so he can cling to a hot boy

Kevin: has really good night vision from growing up in the black Nest, and that somehow makes it worse. He shakes right up until Andrew catches up to him (you know how they let you in in staggered pairs so there's no bottlenecking?) and then he's fine, Andrew will protect him from anything

Andrew: deadpan face, on high alert for Kevin's sake, knives out in his palms hidden under long sleeves, but not really scared of costumed employees because he knows true monsters don't show it on the outside

Aaron: leans heavily on zombie game jump scares to acclimatize himself, hides terror under med student derision "that's not what a cleaved neck looks like, this is so sloppy and fake, ugh dried blood isn't the color of strawberry jam ffs"

Katelyn: cute squeals of fake terror, agrees with Aaron's medical assessments, compliments the actors for looking so scary, takes selfies with them

Matt going in: don't be afraid to hold my hand babe!

Matt in actuality: large boi screm lots (with an almost castrato pitch, it's impressive)

Dan: no fear, carrying Matt because she's a muscled badass and he sat down on the floor and started crying

Renee: calm and happy because Allison is clinging to her, though she can tell Allison is faking it just like Nicky because there's no nail indents from where Allison is clutching her arm. Also has a vial of holy water in her pocket to squirt in the eyes of anyone who actually does scare Allison, just in case :)

Allison: this is the best excuse to feel up her biceps why didn't I think of this sooner

Also please note this is an optional costumed event and Allison is dressed like a stylish as fuck murdered bride, like she tattered a Vera Wang dress for this, and the Woman In White employee doesn't pop out of hiding because her tattered bride's dress just can't compete :( also Nicky is rocking Día de los Muertos sugar skull makeup

If Seth were alive he'd be right there next to Matt with the HAHAHAHA I'M NOT FUCKING AFRAID machismo but at one good spook he'd abandon Allison and sprint through the house chanting "I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid!!!!!" at himself while nearly pissing himself with fear till he was through, cuz Seth's a brave dude and a brawler but you can't fight a ghost and that fact somehow brings his fear past the point of rationality

Neil.....hooboy. Neil has lived through too many real horrors. Neil is used to being calm while knowing every exit, noticing (and dismissing fake) threats, and noticing movement before jump scares even happen. Neil is jaded. Neil makes comments that piss off the employees and alarm his friends because they know he's not lying.

"Why are there so many spider webs? I've lived in buildings in worse condition than this and even I swept spiderwebs off the ceiling every once in a while, who wants spiders falling on you in your sleep?" "Neil it's for spooky ambience." "It's unsanitary."

"Dude, don't hold the cleaver like you're chopping celery, you can't get up the level of force to get through bone like that." "What is this, Undercover Boss? Why are you even here"

"Huh, this room is surprisingly functional. Good drainage. It looks kind of like my dad's basement, but with less blood" "NEIL NO D:"

[mavilez]

Neil didn’t know how he could have ever forgotten this.

some andreil kisses based on a scene from the fic Restart by @knox-knocks _(:3」∠)_

[rewritingthestars]

Warnings: slightly graphic suicide attempt, depression, suicide ideation and planning, implied abuse, just all around bad coping mechanisms really

I wrote this mostly based off personal experience and dealing with my own mental illnesses, but its gonna be really dark before it gets better so heed the warnings

Part 2

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Being suicidal doesn’t stop the one hundred and some odd foot drop to be any less terrifying. Neil’s heart is beating rapidly, his palms are sweaty, and every breeze that ruffles his hair sends a paranoid jolt of panic down his spine.

Neil breathes in. Then out. He clenches his fists to stop them from shaking. Neil pushes his feet, one after the other, until his balance is unsteady over the edge of the water tower. His vision wavers over the distance that stretches out under his feet and wonders how much this is going to hurt.

Neil prepares himself for finding out, just as he sees the sirens in the distance.

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[beardedhollogrampizza]

Adult Minds

After all this time

Didn’t think it was a sign

Underwhelming feelings

Laced up on Adult ceilings

Trash right then left

Minds at their end

It’s waiting for the bend

Near and there does not mean

Does are unseen

Sacked up in their Adult Minds

[jemej3m]

Bro. I love your writing. Will there pls be a part 3 for the radio show ficlet 🙈♥️

yes because im trash here it is

p.1 / p.2 / p.3

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The first time Andrew stopped by Neil’s recording studio, FM-OX Studios, it was a brief moment of panic. He had a coffee in each hand, and buzzed his studio with his elbow. The door made a beeping noise and slid open for him, and he was confronted by the dark inners of a radio station. 

It occurred to him that despite his qualifications in media and communications, he’d never traversed into a real station. The reception desk was empty, the stairwell behind it scarcely lit. Andrew could still see the various photos, awards and promotional posters. It was odd connecting faces to voices: He hadn’t expected to recognise any of them, but one photo had him standing still. 

Kevin and a middle aged man with full sleeve tattoos were standing side-by-side at some sort of award ceremony. Kevin held an award. They shared the same tight-lipped smile and shadowed gaze, Kevin’s dark hair a youthful version of the man’s grey streaks. 

Andrew would ask Kevin about it, if he remotely cared about anything to do with Kevin’s strange realm of fame and glamour. The intrigue passed like a cold chill and Andrew kept moving up the stairs with no more than a disinterested huff.

He sidled past various closed offices and let himself into the main recording studio. 

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[bramlouisgreenfeld]

another au here kids, let’s go

after burying his mother, neil throws out the phones

BUT he gets himself another one

he doesn’t want to go to his uncle

but he’s also aware he’s still young and might need help

he keeps the phone for months barely charged and never uses it except to check the time

but in millport, on one of the few occasions he’s actually spending time with People

he discovers that smartphones have a lot of apps that let you get information on things (cough the butcher, exy, kevin)

and in particular

he discovers

twitter

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[agapantoblu]

Can you write a de-aged Andrew and Aaron with Nicky adopting them and trying to earn their trust?

Part I - Part II - Part III - Part IV - Part V - Part VI - Part VII - Part VIII | Next Arc

One day, Nicky will get into a fist-fight with a soccer mom and lose the twins. He knows it, it’s unavoidable. He’ll step in somewhere and one fourty-something white good Christian lady will take a look at his dark skin and the two kids hanging from his hands and will sneer while making assumptions on how he is straight and unaware of the existence of condoms. And he’ll deck her in the face because he’s just really, really tired of taking people’s lashes with a bowed head.

This time, though, he ignores Mrs Simmons’ unashamed stare and just focuses on preventing Andrew’s latest attempt at evading from the shopping cart. “'Drew, come on,” he mutters, pushing slightly at the tiny foot that’s almost above the metal edge. “I told you we’ll get ice-cream for last, okay? It will melt before we reach home if we pick it up now.”

Blessedly, Aaron seems too caught in pretending to read the label of a can of beans to aid his brother in his dreams of freedom, but maybe the fact that he got to seat on the children’s spot is what’s actually stopping him.

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[markonasurface]

5/50 - “There’s blood on my/your hands.”

Fandom: All for the Game Characters/pairings: Neil, Andrew, Kevin, Wymack, Abby, Betsy/andreil, kevineil friendship Summary: The year after his 19th birthday, the other team decides to recreate the bloody locker scene complete with a ‘Happy Birthday, Jr.’ Instead of stuffing everything down, Neil has a complete freak out and sinks into a depression. A/N: I wrote this before I posted my first ever tfc fic.

Neil laughed at something Matt said and pulled open his locker. He felt a bit of resistance and heard a pop and was overwhelmed with the sense of deja vu.

Blood pooled around his feet and he immediately choked on the smell. The roaring in his ears made it hard for him to hear his teammates. He couldn’t hear Matt calling his name.

“No,” Neil uttered. Ice filled his chest. He grabbed his jersey just as someone grabbed his elbow. He managed to pull out of their grasp but slipped and fell to his knees. “No, no.”

He gagged and choked and tried to pull everything from his locker into his arms. He felt an arm around his chest and instinctually shoved an elbow back.

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[wertigous]

10k+ andriel fic rec

Don’t forget to give a shout out to authors while reading, we stan talented people

(ao3)

1.  time and tide (might just wait for you) by ephemeralsky (9,402) - Andrew and Bee’s relationship through the series. (it’s under 10k I know, bUT THIS IS MY #1 ALWAYS AND FOREVER GUYS, so it’s here okay) 2.  Ultraviolence by lscar123 (12 chapters; 76,527) - music!au; songwriter!Neil, bartender!Andrew; lots of Lana Del Rey music

3.  to know a man by moonix (8 chapters; 47,928) - coffee shop!au; Neil is a newly hired barista with secrets and Andrew is intrigued

4.  Impulse by broship_addict (13,693) -  physiotherapist!Andrew; 

5.  and in a flash, it’s gone. by Idnis (19 chapters; 35,881) - amnesia!au; 

6.  fear in a handful of dust by flybbfly (26 chapters; 104,521) - harry potter!au, quidditch!au; sports reporter!Neil, goalkeeper!Andrew

7.  Eyes Half Closed by constellationqueen (6 chapters; 22,506) - ABO!au

8.  Die Young by moonix (7 chapters; 41,640) - soft!au, 90s music vibes, football instead of exy

9.  light fires at night (to push back the void) by inthesea (3 chapters; 61,862) - ‘20+ times Andrew and Neil say I love you, and one time they say it out loud’

10.  Doe & Josten: Deductionists by SpangleBangle (on-going - 25 chapters; 216,188) - detective!au, elementary!au

11.  And We’ll Be Running by allyasavedtheday (3 chapters; 62,270) - music!au, band!au

12.  as though nothing could fall by anpm (12 chapters; 96,048) - ABO!au

13.  You’re different than the others by Kml19 (12 chapters; 21,024) - prison!au; prison guard!Neil, inmate!Andrew

14.  Where Everything is Good by iaquilam (10, 804) - music!au, synesthesia!au; singer!Neil, producer!Andrew

15.  Pressure Points by puddlejumper99 (25 chapters; 92,157) - high school!au;

16.  I will play my ace (just in time and in the right place) by themythishuman (5 chapters; 22,958) - captive prince!au; 

17.  Like A River by moonix (8 chapters; 65,259) - harry potter!au; squib!Andrew, hufflepuff!Andrew, slytherin!Neil, kinda fake dating!au

18.  the bittersweet between my teeth by alaynes (5 chapters; 63,740) - time travel!au, the relationship between Neil and Andrew in this reminds me the storyline of movie ‘Hancock’ -  (I CRIED ALL OVER MY CARPET, THIS IS SO SAD)

19.  just a slow body by flybbfly (7 chapters; 10,527) - another time travel!au, the time traveler’s wife!au; time traveler!Neil

20.  Connection through pain by sacchan (3 chapters; 106,373) - soulmates!au

21.  they used to shout my name (now they whisper it) by badacts, broship_addict, PuckB (5 chapters; 46,940) - witch!au

22.  Of the Same Stock by neenya, SanDoria, WriteThroughTheNight (19,561) - angels and demons!au; angel!Andrew, demon!Neil

23.  good night, melpomene (come home, erato) by psychosei (13, 649) - artist!au

24.  lightning rod by flybbfly, PuckB (25,085) - kind of housemates!au, aged up characters, Neil never went to PSU

25.  Signing on the Line by andrewiel (26 chapters; 134,296) - different meeting!au, aged-up characters; kind of raven!Andrew here

26.  Inevitably, like a car crash, by Fandine (18,124) - major character death; changing the future!au

27.  we might be hollow (but we’re brave) by stttmsbwa (4 chapters; 40,681) - neighbours!au; cat owner!Neil

28.  the harder you fall by petalloso (2 chapters; 17,078) - flight attendant!Neil

29.  I’ll be a Brand New Day by especiallythezefronposter (15,519) - avengers!au, captain america!Neil, winter soldier!Andrew

30.  Three-part Process by andrewiel (3 chapters, 29,000) - ABO!au;

31.  Latchkey Child by KING (pelted) (3 chapters; 31,338) - time travel!au, going back in time

32.  You’re Such a Violent High by goldveines, howdydarlin, like_a_gem (9 chapters; 16,984) - artist!au

33.  the part we choose to act on. by Idnis (3 chapters; 16,134) - harry potter!au

34.  all or nothing by writeitinred (10,088) - first time, pwp

35.  Touch me, love me, leave me by BakaDoll for Marmeladeskies (43,043) - soldier!Andrew

36.  we’re just strangers by whenwordsflyoffthepage (21 chapters; 83,662) - fake dating!au

37.  The Law of Us by FreakingOutGirl (18 chapters; 53,004) - lawyers!au

38.  here and where you are by pentagrammed (24,991) - fake death!au, post Baltimore

39.  Back to the Start by fuzzballsheltiepants (11 chapters; 29,277) - amnesia!au

40.  Better Than a Grave or a Hearse by iaquilam (6 chapters; 41,794) - raven!Neil

41.  Lighter Next To Your Coffee Mug by Hsin (amoralisch) (on-going, 17 chapters; 77,000) - prostitute!Neil, kinda BDSM

42.  you take the fucking cake. by Idnis (12,284) - bakery!au

43.  The Heart of a Star by gluupor (14,601) - stardust!au

44.  Weddings and Other Kinds of Vows by a_case_for_wonder (12,328) - Nicky’s wedding

45.  Remembered. by LunnVic (3 chapters; 10,756) - post Baltimore, hitman!Neil

46.  it suits you by lolainslackss (3 chapters; 13,592) - romcom!au, tailor!Andrew, olympic runner!Neil

47.  exycast by lolainslackss (2 pieces; 13,378) - high school!au, school clubs!au

48.  of cabbages and kings by intrajanelle (4 chapters; 12,106) - small town!au, lighthouse keeper!Andrew, fisherman!Neil

49.  Baltimore Blues by SpangleBangle (3 chapters; 17,097) - andrew!pov (neil’s dissappearing, reunion scene, shower scene)

50.  Turn it Off by elawless (7 chapters; 10,449) - dissociative indentity disorder!au

51.  Call Me Neil by BakaDoll (16,678) - kind of wrong number!au; 

52.  a world alone by ephemeralsky (6 chapters; 54,850) - teachers!au

53.  ANDROMEDA by andreil (2 chapters; 22,044) - childhood friends!au, hitman!Neil

54.  The Real Folk Blues by moonix, nefelibata (4 chapters; 42,365) - cowboy bebop!au

55.  crossed out by aminiyard, flybbfly (21,215) - brainwashed!au, assassin!Neil

56.  groundswell waves by ephemeralsky (17,730) - hawaii!au

57.  Only You by wematch (8 chapters;16,070) - canon divergence, if Andrew and Neil’s realtionship never started in the The Kings Man, post Baltimore

58.  I’m Just Killing Time by thesaroscycle (10,666) - coffee shop!au

59.  faking it by flybbfly (4 chapters; 24,037) - fake dating!au

60.  library hours by lolainslackss (2 chapters, 10,026) - meeting in library, study buddies!au

61.  None But You by gluupor (2 chapters; 11,226) - jane austen’s persuasion!au in modern setting

[agapantoblu]

The Minyard-Josten Pros’ Coming Out

Or, That Time Andrew Got Pissed And Posted The Video That Broke The Internet

Years down the line, our boys are both pros and Neil is getting annoyed at all the press conferences that get derailed by either the Josten-Minyard rivalry or whether he is or isn’t in a committed relationship as some gossip magazines have been implying

he’s not allowed to deal with it, though

he’s actually not allowed to say anything to the press that his coach and PR team haven’t approved of

he calls it bullshit

he only ever antagonized a dangerous yakuza criminal once

people really can’t let anything go, in this sport

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