"And then there's this asshole..."

Just your standard irish drunk physically I'm 28 but I'm 88 in spirit

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

where were YOU when mcr dropped a new single in 2022?

[r0semultiverse]

on the toilet

[nothingbutunlost-deactivated202]

Not to brag but I’m a solid 3/10

[gosly]

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

This Year - The Mountain Goats

Mandatory New Year’s post.

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[biofish]

Z requesting juan on morgans position Z

[keikomivra]

#me @ life

[sashaforthewin]

#me @ the liquor store just trying to buy some goddamned whiskey

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[macrolit]

[zagreus]

quick, gandalf my dude, lay down a sick bassline for me

[zagreus]

[thestoryofaslut]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[normal-horoscopes]

A Story In Two Parts

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Ben Shapiro is a week away from posting something like "cancel culture has gone mad. my wife left me and took the kids"

[flargen-and-what-deactivated202]

Like to charge reblog to cast, y'all!!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[heavensghost]

talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but u guys definitely should

[sunnyandpositive]

I love libraries

[batman-catwoman1]

[dearemma]

bullying a vulcan with your friends is something that can be so personal

[beardrich]

Anyone who says bullying is wrong has obviously never met a Vulcan before

[paxamericana]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[ragingbookdragon]

ICONIC POST

[thechaosdragoness]

A comedy in two short parts.

[gaucho-ryder]

For anyone confused