All We Can Do Is Spite It By Surviving, Or Die.

(33 y/o; pansexual, greyromantic, demigirl. goes by she/they) It's Chaos, your friendly neighborhood dragon ruling over this kingdom of carefully hoarded burning garbage since December 2013. Engaged to my wonderful dork @cosmicjava. Minors and ageless blogs DNI or follow, you will be blocked Inbox and mentions are turned off because of the spam bot problem but moots are always welcome to message me stuff 💚 DISCLAIMER: REBLOGS ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS OF PEOPLE OR IDEAS UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED Tag-talker, unabashed self-shipper with too many F/O's, chaotic neutral, INFJ-T personality, Brotherhood of Mutants member (MAGNETO WAS RIGHT), part of the Donquixote family, Espada hopeful, Astarion's juicebox, follower and enthusiast of Hermaeus Mora, autistic/ADHD, interracial dating supporter, owl lover, morbid to the core, horror lover, and with all the humor and intrigue of a baked potato. Now featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY!! Current fandoms of interest: Pokemon, Baldur's Gate, Marvel Comics, Bleach, One Piece, Devil May Cry, The Legend of Zelda, Invincible, old school slasher/horror movies. Follow me on Twitter @ChaosDragoness and Bluesky @thechaosdragoness for shitposts, fandom shit, and updates on any shiny hunts. Also on Insta @thepikmingo93 All art that's made by me is posted under the tags "my art" and "Chaos's art". Check "Chaos babbles" and "Chaos rants" for the ravings of a mad dragon with nothing better to do.

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

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Ten-minute Hyperspace Power Nap

Headcanon that A) mega evolution wears down a trainer's energy the more it's used, and B) unlike regular Darkrai, Mega Darkrai has complete control over its nightmare-causing abilities

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If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[prismatic-bell]

It's called an Adios, Motherfucker because that's what you say to consciousness if you try to drink a second one.

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?

[wxrmxchinerox-deactivated201611]

YES.

[jaxblade]

A yearly tradition

[airmankk]

this is the only day u can reblog this

[tahthetrickster]

my son molag bal who i hate

[ladyshinga]

OceanGate tried to scrub the internet clean of traces that it ever existed, taking down its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn pages

OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

[septicake]

yea that'd be a shame

by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly

just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇

[curoopeez]

You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting

[ralfmaximus]

June 18, 2023 never forgor

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It’s that time of year again

🦀

[slutdge]

remember when canadian politicians said searching for the over 1000 missing indigenous women was a "waste of money" and then a few months later spent millions on rescue efforts for those dipshit billionaires that went down to see the titanic in a submarine held together by duct tape? yeah i think thats funny

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Reminder, it’s always morally correct to mock the deaths of the oceangate crew

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Happy anniversary everyone!

[archduchessgortash]

The many expressions of Astarion...

[wildbloodwolf]

You just know Astarion would find a stray to adopt 😜

[daggerfall]

Official Bethesda art for mother's day

[thechaosdragoness]

Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026

The Star Fox Direct will begin at 3pm PT on May 6, 2026. The presentation will be roughly 15 minutes.#StarFox #NintendoDirectVisit Nintendo.

STAR FOX 64 REMAKE COMING NEXT MONTH ON SWITCH 2!!

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

[bunjywunjy]

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

[bunjywunjy]

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET IT'S AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

[gunhorse]

[phantomrose96]

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

[phantomrose96]

To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.

Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.

Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.

[starlight-shadowbanned]

your vehicle?

i do not own my own vehicle

i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates

i own a subaru

i own a work truck

i own a truck that is not for work

im bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onApr 21

[genderneutralhole]

everyone say thank you beautiful trans woman in her 30s

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Physical Therapy for when walking and standing hurts

this is my reminder to me about what helped after a month+ of work, but if this could help others who have the same weakness as me, i'd be glad

note: these build up muscles (my thighs were particularly weak) so initially i got new aches. they're numbered by weeks assigned but stack, so by week 3 i did all these exercises twice a day. now that pain is just soreness -> once every other day for maintenance

week 1. strengthen feet/calves

10 reps twice of raising heels to point of stretch, not hurt (i have high mobility in my ankles and the pain focuses at the front, so 70% of the way up at first)

30 second hold (3 times each leg) of gastroc stretch: push down on the heel and bend forward knee to feel stretch in back-leg's calf back

2 minutes (each) rolling a tennis ball along the arch of my foot

week 2. strengthen thighs/hips (can have resistance band around thighs just above knees on all stretches here)

10 reps twice supine bridge, engaging butt muscles for lift

10 reps twice each side clamshell, feeling resistance bands on thighs (use a pillow. put hand on hip to find point hips may turn and stop leg raise there; you want to feel it in butt, not back, muscles)

week 3. relieve upper back pain

20 reps of open book, from on side: hands clapped together, bring upper arm up onto the other side, following the movement with head and feel stretch in upper back (modified to keep knees together and reminder to use pillow to avoid neck pain)

other things that helped: switching to shoes with more cushion (tho now i can return to my regular dress shoes), hand massaging feet with moisturizer focusing on tight spots, "toe yoga" (raise the big toe alone, then switch to raise the small toes alone; engage arch and don't press down hard), and adjusting how i walk to engage worked muscles (hips more forward to be under my lower back, rather than popped, and rest back on heels when i remember)

[tzikeh]

Maryland to Become First US State to Ban Surveillance Pricing That Charges More After Mining Personal Data

Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place

[aniseandspearmint]

Maryland is set to become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail grocery stores, after the legislature last week passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Also known as dynamic or personalized pricing, surveillance pricing is when a store charges different shoppers different prices for the same item at the same time, based on something the store “knows” about them as an individual.

[thechaosdragoness]

So proud to be a Marylander right now, every other state needs to follow suit with us on this.