The Messed Up Me

Gaymer.  Sometimes a writer. Trans. Proud dad to 2 cats. All around nerd.

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Channeling my inner @docholligay

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I went to FanFest the other week

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Doing some home furniture additions

[cappucino-commie]

I like to think that at some point Ed got bored and decides to become a professor at some big name Amestrian college. 

   His specialty is a military funded class called Battle Alchemy, which he starts off by inviting any of his students to beat him in hand to hand for a conditionless passing grade (by the end of the first class, most students walk away sore and horrified).

    It takes half  the semester before they realize that Ed continues to beat them even when they use alchemy and he does not. They ask to see him use alchemy in battle. The next day, a man who looks almost the same as their professor shows up to class- he’s softspoken and polite, and the students expect a substitute lecture. Ed sits in the stands and laughs as Al proceeds to fight the entire class at once, and beat all of them. The students never ask again.

  (And sometimes, in the middle of practicals, students swear they can see the Fuhrer watching from the edge of the field.)  

   I can also see him causing a hell of a problem when it comes to conventional textbooks- 

  “This is definitely wrong.” 

  “Sir, this is the most recently updated textbook for theoretical alchemy-” 

 “Yea fuck that, I can prove that soul alchemy isn’t unviable- someone hand me some chalk, I’m about to commit a mathematical felony.”  

[professorsparklepants]

“I’m about to commit a mathematical felony” is probably the most in character Ed line ever, of all time

[lostinhistory]

Collecting my favourite Canadian(ish) responses to Heated Rivalry

[swingsetindecember]

i found my people

[bearisonford]

New tattoo is finished! Prinny!

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There's still some more color work that needs done, which will happen next month, but I'm really liking how my Prinny is coming out

[the-velvet-worm]

how does it feel to be living thru the john chapters from nona the ninth

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blargh

[skysv1ew]

[wifegideonnav]

congrats! you’ve been isekai’d into the nine houses, and you have necromantic aptitude! who are you choosing as your necro 101* tutor

ianthe

harrow

mercymorn

silas

pelleamena and priamhark

isaac

cytherea

jod

g1deon

judith

augustine

coronabeth

Voting ended onSep 29, 2025

*aka who would you pick irrespective of their canon specialty

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Anime Boston was last week. Was tiring but good to see everyone.

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It's been a long few years.

Been working, going back to school (got a second degree in Comp Sci - Project Management and working on my Engineering Management masters currently), got my Project Management Certification (CAPM), got a few promotions at work (Tech Specialist), got a second dog (Vi and she's a handful), had roommates, got both top surgery and my hysto, got several medical diagnosis that I both kinda expected/never thought I'd get, got to see one of my favorite bands ever bôa live finally, found a good community in the DragonCon FFXIV players, and just been out and about.

Pupper pics and bôa pics as tax

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That time of the year again, annual DragonCon Pigeon Fucking

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It's pride month. So enjoy this Trixie Mattel pic I did last year.

Now back to the queer tradition of taking direct action to enact change for our BlPOC siblings.

[anwarism]

Do you know the CaitVi fic "Let the Rain Fall" by 18Hamlet? I strongly recommend it if you want to see ER from the inside!

Of course, I had to find how Caitlyn would be wearing a scrub... ☺️

The fic : https://archiveofourown.org/works/54192844/chapters/137222731

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