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Remade blog. 😮‍💨

Call me: Ghost

Age: 30s

About me: Computer nerd, butchy wife, cat mom. I write and lift weights and run. Here for friends to nerd out, rant about fandoms, and exchange dad jokes with. DMs and asks are open for non-sexual stuff.

DNI: TERFs, minors, religious zealots, and Nazis (yes, MAGA, I'm talking about y'all).

Feed me corny jokes! 🌽🌽🌽

Me below the cut 👀

#wlw post #wlw sfw #wlw community #wlw #dykeposting #butch dyke #butch lesbian #dyke #butch arms

superhelldeactivated

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

#y'all might be cooking with this #(not literally ofc. but you know)

nctinmotion

Source: This

brindlefern-deactivated20210619

xcziel

cellophanes-princess

I really needed the last one

hollis-art

in the face of an apocalypse, you do what you have to do.

#God this is gorgeous #the art and the sentiments #this movie fucked me up in the best way #phm

unicyclehippo

ok bookmark embroidery done. now i just have to bind the edges & then iron it so any remaining pen marks vanish (i love u frixion pens)

unicyclehippo

ok it’s finished phew! i have to iron it a tiny bit to get rid of any of the pen marks still visible & then wrap it up to gift . i got some questions about isn’t it quite thick, when you fold it over ? the answer is not really but it just so happened that the seam of my binding hit on the corner& made a BIG lump which is. unfortunate. but it’ll be fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just don’t put that corner in the book

punkrock-bottom

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

butchcody

Happy pride, I love being a freak dyke

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

#“fierce” is fucking killing me

cutecipher

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

cutecipher

i have mixed feelings about competitive

cutecipher

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

the-bar-sinister

the sub fantasy: "imagine if I didn't have to make decisions. Imagine if someone gave me what I wanted without me having to admit I wanted it."

the dom fantasy: "imagine if there was a situation I could actually be in control of. Imagine there was a person who actually did things that I wanted when I asked them to."