[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[cannibalchicken]

[brilcrist]

Poolverine Hurtcember

Day 09: Stab Wound

Technically not a H/C, I know~

[cucksworth]

Post referenced.

Honestly this has probably been done before but I’ve been thinking about it for a while now.

[lonely-deputy]

“this is the worst day ever” “why, because your son turned out to be old and evil?”

“no, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE MY SON TURNED OUT TO BE OLD AND EVIL”

[fallout-fallen-knight]

Some raider: Asshole’s using a stealth boy!

Me and the lads, wearing power armor with the radio on and blaring “Butcher Pete”, not even bothering to crouch: 

[moved-scp682-blog1]

THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY

BLEGH

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[bearie]

[orchidbreezefc]

#good news: this is how you make more of them and it doesn’t hurt them#bad news: i checked the tags to see if that had been said and someone called this ‘grinch meat’#and now i want to crawl into a hole (x)

[amaurealavellan]

red dead redemption 2 - scenery (3/3)

[leafgreen6]

[dertoropersonal]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

[adampage]

Arthur 14/∞

Bonus: wiggly fingers

[fantasyamazon-deactivated202605]

tumblr users who’ve been here for 6+ years of stupid changes and know that a 1 day protest won’t change a thing

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[ukulelekatie]

Idea for a game show: it’s a cooking competition with no recipes, just a lil old granny judge telling the contestants how to make dishes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. All the contestants have to follow along as she talks, and her instructions are super vague. There are no actual measurements, just things like “Add the basil. How much, you ask? Just enough.” or “Put it in the oven until it’s done.” Every week it’s a different judge with recipes from all over the world until the finalists must face the Ultimate Grandma™