The Caretaker.

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Love Begins

JBB: An Artblog!
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cherry valley forever
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@bearly-a-human
The Caretaker.
friend: i'll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc
got a masters degree in being ignored
are u ever in a group of people and u say something really stupid and everyone ignores it and you kinda just stare off into the distance for a few seconds thinking about how dumb you are
The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.
Maya Angelou (via psych2go)
Person: "So what made you want to go to that country?" Me: "I saw some pretty lit stories on Snapchat maps."
i literally cant believe i have to be me for the rest of my life thats some fuckin bullshit
Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted
Summertime: The only time it's okay to slap people.
"You can change the channel" I say, but what I really mean is don't you dare change the channel.
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
I want to start a fashion trend where it's cool to have runs in your tights
a real ass guide to life
there’s a lot of shit on here about lighting candles and waking up early to see the sunset and if we are being hella honest, no one actually does that. u probably don’t own candles or if u do there in a closet and the only time you wake up early all year round is never. so here’s a guide to actual human beings.
-wake up when you need to. don’t wake up at 5 to “journal” and “meditate.” sleep is more important. if you have a class at 9, wake up at 8. it’s simple. - eat something. it doesn’t have to be avocado toast. just have a bagel or a bowl of cocoa puffs. - have ur meds if u take any - attempt to look nice. at least brush your hair and your teeth. but honestly no one cares how u dress. if you wanna dress like a stripper, then dress like a goddamn stripper. honestly no one cares. (but if ur in hs try to follow the dress code a little bit?) - wear makeup if u want, or if you don’t then don’t. - ur probably not gonna exercise or stretch. who cares. i dont. your friends don’t. if ur feeling up to it then go jog 4 miles, but if ur not then don’t. - actually try to have a plan of what ur doing for that day. attend ur classes, and do ur work. ur education is hella important. FUCKING DO IT. kill those grades, murder everyone else in that class, impress and surprise ur teacher, parents, and everyone else who thought u couldn’t do it - attempt to be social. make plans with friends and try to go. it can be lowkey and only like an hr. eat pizza or go to a bar. just have fun. - eat healthy. eat a hamburger when u really want a hamburger and eat a large pizza when u really want a large pizza but try ur hardest to eat healthyish. - watch ya shows. who doesn’t love some amazing netflix binges? watch it. do it. - actually read. books are honestly the best. at least try to pick up the first harry potter. - go to sleep before 2AM!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ sleep is hella important. - shower. you don’t need to buy expensive bath bombs or candles and have a fancy bath and coat ur skin in so much lotion that you are a walking wet rag, but try to smell somewhat pleasant. - do what u want. just make sure it’s legal. have sex, travel, learn how to code, be with ur family, have a family, marry someone nice, build an empire, be fierce, be strong, but most of all: be happy. you live once on this planet. live it to the fullest. and don’t let ANYONE bring you down. not a girl, not a guy, not a parent, or a so called friend. keep your standards high, and heels higher.