Paladin - unflinchingly devoted to combating evil, or dangerously repressed? Either way, inclined to smite first, ask questions never, because they don’t approve of necromancy.
Ranger - if you’re lucky, the ranger has a tragic backstory that requires revenge. If you’re not, they’re straight up a trophy hunter.
Barbarian - tendency to get murdery when confused.
Rogue - if it’s not nailed down, the rogue’s taking it home. If it is nailed down, they’re also taking the nails.
Wizard - look, those spell books aren’t going to read themselves, unless they will, in which case the wizard really wants them.
Fighter - less impulsively stabby than the more niche stabby classes, but may be unlikely to resist the urge to acquire something fancy to stab with.
Bard - if you don’t roll to seduce the big bad, are you even really playing a bard?
Sorcerer - it runs in the family, probably.
Druid - this is not the intended use of wildshape and no one wants this but there goes the druid anyway.
Cleric - depends pretty heavily on what sort of god they follow, but you’ll probably know how they’ll ruin everything by the time they do so.
Warlock - honestly, who knows, it’s likely even they’re not sure which category they’re going to fall into until their patron’s orders come in.
areudirty
tangentwithtanner
stormborns
kaledo-art
2087
gummygunk
blakekathryn
titsay
annaxmalina
