‘THINGS HEARD IN THE SUMMER’ STARTERS.
( A MIX OF THINGS HEARD AT THE BEACH, POOL, CAMP, & EVEN AT HOME. )
“I have sand everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.”
“I don’t want to get wet!”
“I can swim by myself you know.”
“Will you hand me my sunglasses?”
“It says no diving you idiot.”
“It’s a castle made out of sand. A sandcastle.”
“How long are we going to be here exactly.”
“Why are there so many guys in speedos?”
“Don’t untie my bathing suit- STOP THAT.”
“Do that again and I will throw you in.”
“WHAT THE FUCK JUST TOUCHED MY FOOT.”
“Wow you look really good- and tan.”
“I found Dory, we don’t need to search for her anymore.”
“I don’t want to get out.”
“Don’t touch me. My hair is wet, I’m all sandy, and I want to die.”
“It feels like bath water in here.”
“I just swallowed water am I going to die?”
“If you fall into the pond doing this I’m going to laugh. I hope you know that.”
“See, that’s what you get for running across the bridge you piece of crap.”
“Why the heck did you just throw your bottle of Gatorade? Who does that?”
“Remember that time a seagull ate my hotdog? Because I do.”
“I don’t even like the beach. Why am I here.”
“I bet they moved our stuff just to spite me.”
“COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD!”
“Oh- She’s/He’s/They’re hot.”
“I can feel myself about to be burnt to a crisp. I hate the sun.”
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