The Ursine Anomaly - #03

Ask / RP (Selective) Blog — [SPLATOON 3 SPOILER HELL]

[bearnumberthree]

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After the events that took place in Alterna, and beyond - It would seem that ■■ ■■■■■ surv■■ed and ■■■ ■■■■■■ ■ ■■■■■■ ■■■■■... .. . . . . . .

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂Well, you kids saw the news... start running.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂What's with kids these days? With the constant biting and fighting... Just make sure it's kept out of the workplace.＂

[p3anutbutt3rz]

“So that’s your response? Murder? Oh please. Don’t you think there are other ways?”

“Actually,”

“..why am I trying to reason with you?”

“Your dumb ‘employees’ hurt my bro, and I’m not letting that slide. Usually, I’m more welcoming when it comes to death or being served up and eaten, it’s my culture. But this feels wrong here.”

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂There ain't any other ways. Not anymore. Just stay in your ocean and you won't get hurt. Badly, anyways. Some things are unavoidable.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂To those that missed out on the top 5%, I have a single thing to say...＂

＂...Skill issue.＂

[p3anutbutt3rz]

“Not personal, huh? Y’know, when you wipe us out and steal our eggs for whatever reason you got going on there, it does seem kind of personal. We’re just out here living, chief.”

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂The reason why no longer matters. What I have started can no longer be undone, especially seeing as your kind are openly attacking the city. It's no longer a matter of my personal goals alone. The work Grizzco does is vital for profit- I mean... Keeping Splatsville safe.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂Looks like I get to keep one of those golden Cohozuna statues for myself. Though it's a little too big for my desk...＂

[bearnumberthree]

@p3anutbutt3rz moved from [x]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂It ain't anything personal. You are both useful, and dangerous, for what I am- erm... was... aiming for. Either way, what I do has gotta be done.＂

[bearnumberthree]

“Speaking for my bro here, I don’t like you.”

- @p3anutbutt3rz [D.W.]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂I ain’t here to be liked — Especially by Salmonid, of all creatures. I’m doing my job, and making sure my workers do theirs.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂With the Big Run now ended, there’s a high likelihood of lost Salmonid wandering about — Left behind after the chaos. Should you find one, do the responsible thing and splat it. Don’t pick them up. Don’t try to befriend them. They are dangerous creatures.＂

[bearnumberthree]

Mr. Grizz, I'm hearing Salmonid noises coming from the sewer pipe behind the building. Do you think the Salmonids might have made a camp right in the town? And if they have, why aren't they attacking while we're busy with Wahoo World?

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂There’s a simple reason for that — They’re using the sewers to invade in the first place. Can’t just be fixed either. They are persistent creatures, we block off one way of entry and they’ll find another. Far cheaper to just let ‘em in this way and drive ‘em back out.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂Are my happy little workers enjoying keeping the city safe? How about collecting those eggs and getting some high scores? Couldn’t help but take part in it myself — Got up to 142 eggs. Bet I can do better before the Big Run is over with?＂

[livetwintreats]

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂A reminder that we at Grizzco are not personally responsible for any accidents that may happen while on the clock — Especially with the Big Run goin’ on. Stay safe, and get those golden eggs.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂Due to popular demand, any worker who collects 0 eggs and causes my hardworking employees to lose on wave one will be fired. Out of a big shot cannon. Into the ocean. Legally I must specify that this is a joke. Possibly.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂Starting immediately I will be removing Booyah Bomb as a special option at the workplace. We at Grizzco are absolutely sick of seeing it in Turf Wars so we have taken measures to remove it for our workers’ — and your boss’s — comfort.＂

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂A reminder to my workers — You are loaned weapons for a reason. Many types of boss Salmonid have scales or armor too tough to easily pierce through biting. Attempting to do so will only put you, and your coworkers, in danger. And more importantly — It’ll affect my profits. So don’t do it.＂