[jihadibarbie]

@bearpelt much love <3

[bearpelt]

when i get home im going to put my parrotfish in the fridge, drink some wine, and tear up some calculus

[bearpelt]

im so spoiled but my birthday is tomorrow so im extra mega spoiled this week

showing off this dress my mom got me. its a little big/long but i love it it looks sexy as hell…with a black pump??? or my iriza d’orsay ong…

[bearpelt]

i think im mildly allergic to broccoli maybe???

[bearpelt]

waking up at 1:30 AM for work means that noon is cocktail hour and you’re drunk n passed out by 7 pm

[bearpelt]

i was called a spring chicken today

[bearpelt]

i love the earthy taste of beet juice. people just make up reasons to avoid vegetables, where do u think they come from…? wash them and peel them maybe? WE ARE ADULTS EAT YOUR VEGGIES!

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[bearpelt]

someone asked me if i was sudanese today…and i told him i’m jamaican, he told me to take a DNA test. i explained that i have taken an ancestry test before and he didn’t believe me. men always want to be right. i am 0% sudanese

[bearpelt]

dont talk to me if u refer to your boyfriend or girlfriend as your husband/wife because i’m going to ask when you got married, how was your wedding, did you enjoy your honeymoon… and if u say “oh i’m not actually married.” i’m walking away

[bearpelt]

fucking high roller dealing kills my mood they’re all so ANNOYING and pushy. i dont care if you’re a mogul i dont care if you’re a failed senator. all of u fucks are just DEGENERATE ASSHOLES WASTING MONEY. DONATE IT TO ME. DPENDING $500,000 IN THE CASINO FOR WHAT READON

[bearpelt]

smoked mackerel in spanish olive oil YEAH. and i wonder how my hair looks so good…im eating crazy amounts of fish every day and chugging carrot juice like a maniac…i dont eat at work so i can just tear up all the fish i have once i get home. tomorrow im making salmon with broccolini and bell peppers

[bearpelt]

my cat is rudeee as FUCK i was on the phone yesterday and he attacked me. now im trying to record a video and hes attacking me. like i cant talk to anyone besides u and your father ok…im genuinely shocked me bit the fuck out of my foot

[bearpelt]

okay i might want to change my trip

reykjavik

catania

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[bearpelt]

old lady blasting alejandro on break at 4 am yeah… thats the casino for u

[bearpelt]

when ppl wear those clear stilettos and their feet start getting sweaty and you see the condensation from the sweat im going to frow up