[jihadibarbie]

it's hard to be normal when u surrounded by niggas dumber than u

[lengurz]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 201 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 No

[boy4days]

The world gets so cruel to women as they age 💔

[illshowyouascension]

very important that you listen to whatever the girl with the big brown eyes says

[jihadibarbie]

dreaming on seroquel is so trippy

went swimming w james gandolfini. saw my uncle who passed. had an amorous conversation w one of my tumblr mutuals who had olive skin and deep dark brown hair but i couldn't place who the fuck she was but it had to be a mutual bc only mutuals can dm. i think that was more of a "brain trying to categorise face" kinda thing

there was a lot more to the dream but LOL

[chiqeni]

[enki2]

[davros42]

When old comics age extremely well.

[davros42]

We have an update on the situation.

[captain-price-returns]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[sobcat]

when things aren't fair but you can't do anything about it and have to keep moving

[the-sxnful-prxncess]

There’s a quiet kind of strength in accepting what you cannot change. Not because it didn’t matter. Not because it didn’t hurt. But because you chose not to let something unfair take everything else from you.

THAT is how you win in those situations. Life is full of unfairness but your power lies in what you choose to do about it next.

[jaegercel]

me when the card declines at therapy and they genuinely make me relive september 2025-april 2026

[femcassidy]

here’s my #problematic opinion of the day but men talking about how much they’d like to commit violence against women they disagree with is always a sign these men are not committed to politics and instead would like a “moral” justification to abuse women lol

[femcassidy]

and when i phrase it like this, i feel it’s an easy sentiment to agree with. the thing is: this applies to all men and all women. i am not comfortable with leftist men talking at length how they would like to beat radfems. i am not comfortable with leftist men making sexually aggressive jokes about megyn kelly. i am not comfortable with any man making these comments for any broad range of moral justifications & i hate that we’re all willing to give these idiots passes to enact violence because it’s targeted against the proper ideology. it’s not about the ideology! these men just want to scare & harm women!

[sossegato]

[captain-price-returns]

Russian special forces soldier fires an under-barrel grenade launcher during a room-clearing drill and accidentally takes a ricochet straight to his balls

[jihadibarbie]

i hurd i was cancel