Bears And Tanks

The mighty forces of nature and man!

[bears-driving-tanks]

Why is this naked cheese burger madly in love with this Moped?

Very confused Drunky

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[firenadia]

he has evolved, and now he has a knife taped onto him! go fight lil blue friend! 

[dread-pirate-robin]

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

[phantom-fantasy89]

DUAL BLADES

[death-grips-nationalism]

This post just gets better every time.

[angryinkeddrunk]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING 

[starboltshot-deactivated2016051]

What is this thing??

[chaos-in-rush]

This needs to be a series

[poorpoorpitifulme]

No matter how this ends its still a sad story… This little blue friend was so innocent and carefree, enjoying life and thinking well of the world but now, due to the cruelty and viciousness of others he has had to become harsh and violent himself. Yes, he is stronger and he is able to defend himself, but that innocence and happiness that he once had is gone forever, tainted by a world too corrupt to accept anything so pure. 

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[bears-driving-tanks]

I’m in love with the new tank physics

[zodiacmind]

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[bears-driving-tanks]

Scumbus!

game with @goddammitbearbar

[zodiacmind]

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[nsmmm]

[bears-driving-tanks]

Unintentional Orgasms

[bear-pictures]

Silly Ol Bear

[nightvulture]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Col. Jack Reeves of the British Army holds up a tank while others fetch a replacement tread.

Col. Jack was known among the troops for his extraordinary strength and cool composure. Fighting on the German Front for most of WW2, he recorded 72 confirmed kills, almost 7 of them Germans. His aim was said to be sub-par but he remained in the service because of his talent for lifting heavy objects and throwing them at the enemy, or at least in their general direction.

In the midst of battle on May 9th 1945, Reeves threw two Jeeps, one boulder and two riflemen over the Berlin Wall, taking out an entire regiment of the Ring Deutscher Pfadfinderinnenverbände, and he went on fighting for several months after. As the war had ended on May 8th, Reeves was committed to the DCMH where he remained until his escape in 1949, when he threw a water fountain through the window and ran away. He was never seen again.

A memorial to Col. Jack stands in Boston in the United States, because neither Britain nor Germany wanted it.

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[3-dprintedbong]

when you beat your meat dry

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[caligulasterrarium]

Three sentences don’t do this guy justice. Those 93 Germans he captured? That was in one battle. He was offered a Distinguished Service Cross (roughly equivalent to a Medal of Honor), but declined it because he considered the officer who’d be awarding it incompetent. He later received one for liberating Zwolle, and got a bar for it when he and his men held a hill against 14,000 Chinese for 3 days in the Korean War.

He was in Zwolle doing reconnaissance with another soldier, when that soldier was spotted and killed. Major got so pissed that he went and liberated the city himself, even though the Canadian army was just outside and preparing to invade. He ran through the streets, shouting, firing his gun in the air, and throwing grenades, to make the Germans think that the Canadian army was invading. He captured a bunch of German soldiers in the city (80+), and won a firefight against eight SS officers, killing half of them and forcing the rest to flee. He also burned down the Gestapo HQ. This was just two months after breaking a lot of bones when a vehicle he was in ran over a landmine.

The blind eye? He got that after killing four soldiers who were part of an SS patrol. One ignited a phosphorus grenade before dying. He didn’t let the ruined eye stop him from being a sniper, because he only needed one eye to use the scope on his weapon.

Leo Major died in 2008. Zwolle named a street after him.

[bolt-carrier-assembly]

PTRS

[bears-driving-tanks]

I could use me once of thats