Bear Community Aesthetics
cargo shorts
suspenders over ratty gaymer tshirts
pizza
never combing your hair
alternatively, putting so much product in your hair it looks greasy
curling your mustache
alternatively, letting your ‘stache grow down over your bottom lip
pictures of spread asses with stained cracks
calling complete strangers “bud”, “bub” or “cubby”
dry, flaky beards
bear face
an overuse of the word “adorable”. (ie. adorably nerdy, adorably cute, adorably sexy etc)
worshiping drag queens but shunning feminine men
and finally, a never ending sense of superiority for “not being like other gays”
You forgot to mention that ugly paw tattoo they have in your much needed drag of this shitty-ass community.
Don’t forget “I’m not into black guys, It’s just a preference.”
• One-word responses on growlr (even though they messaged you first), because evidently engaging conversation is a nuance one mustn’t trifle with if he wishes to be perceived gruff and masculine
• messages you constantly then ignores you at the bar but IMMEDIATELY messages you again the SECOND you leave
• constantly worshiping dudes with average looks and zero personality
• dates men that could easily pass as his identical twin
• a duck dynasty aesthetic with a toddlers in tiaras disposition
But wait, there’s more
• craft beer • literally growling at someone they like • hugs that turn into public groping sessions • camping trips in the nude • sleep apnea • funding terrible webseries • gogo boys are “celebrities” • new balance • “I would totally fuck Chris Pratt, but like, the old Chris Pratt”
Y'all forgot my favorite:
* Starting a “clothing line” which consists of 4 bear paw shirts and some plaid print boxers and then calling themselves an “entrepreneur” on Growlr.
Y'ALL AINT HAVE TO DO THAT TO THEM LMFAO
“Just another normal manly guy that loves beer and ball - just happen to be into us thick fellas”.
This is funny as fuck even if I fall under a couple of these categories.
(no one is taking away my pizza tho)
💀💀💀
😫😫😫 lmao the accuracy tho!
Lol
• entry-level feminist posturing because he read the term “kink shaming” on this website once
• “I’d be ~open~ to dating a trans person”
• obsession with game of thrones, and don’t forget the Fatality:
• tech job + leather collection
Lmfao.
