beary333

INFJ who reblogs a range of things mostly humour. Enjoy.

[justanapparatus]

you ever read your journal and be like. damn I really only have four emotions and I've never gotten over anything in my life. ok.

[jbt7493]

i think it'd be really funny if somebody faked being british on twitter so that they could tell rowling to eat shit and then get a message from her lawyer and go 'nice try im american dipshit'

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[brucemanimean-batwayne]

how did we all just casually listen to Take Me To Church on the radio in 2014??

you’re telling me we really heard lyrics like “there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin” and “if i’m a pagan of the good times, my lover’s the sunlight” and didn’t go absolutely buck wild???

[floristyunho]

bold of you to assume i can comprehend the words that are said even to this day

[applefae]

as soon as hozier says “she’s the giggle at a funeral” my vision greys out and i wake up 4 hours later in a church garden, shovelling handfuls of dirt into my mouth

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[enfouled]

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

[nandomando]

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[theforce]

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

[mattmaesonnatural]

@ duffer bros you have one job

[valtsv]

the benefit of drinking coffee is that it unlocks pathways in your brain that were previously inaccessible to you. the problem is that some of those roads were closed for a reason.

[lazywolfeyes-deactivated2022080]

The siblings stupidest moments in S3:

The revelation that Luther was scammed by a Nigerian Prince (Sorry, Nigerian King)

Diego’s is a dead tie between Large Hardon Collider and not knowing what an Octogenarian is

Allison thinking that Claire will still exist in this timeline (not a funny one, sorry Allison)

Klaus trusting Reginald (see above)

Drunk!Five not leaning slightly to the left to see who was making a deal with Reg (might let him off this one, he was tanked)

Ben being a huge puckering asshole to the umbrellas and then wondering why he wasn’t invited to the bachelor party :-(

Viktor leading with ‘lobsters and cows’ going missing and not ‘people’ when explaining the Kugelblitz to the sparrows

[ily-a]

ROBERT SHEEHAN as Nathan Young & Klaus Hargreeves MISFITS | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Being a kid must rock you can wear a shirt with like a tractor on it and nobody can give you shit for it

[thevastnessof]

it should be illegal for society to make u do things when youre on ur period. also you should be given 500 dollars to buy whatever you want online