bsd s4!!!

they/them | Ao3 | this blog may contain spoilers!

[sableeira]

today I offer you soukoku as that one excerpt of The Fall by Alan Stephens Foster that lives in my brain rent free. tomorrow? who knows.

[trans-osamu]

figure skating au!

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[beastbeneaththemoon]

Ranpo: Conflict and war are the crucibles through which we evolve.

Ranpo: [eats Kunikida’s leftovers and places the empty container on Dazai’s desk]

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Chuuya: You make me angry so quickly, it’s remarkable.

Dazai: I only said “hello”!

Chuuya: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

[rinqueraa]

huh

[beastbeneaththemoon]

the bsd tag is flooded with wedding organizer spam blogs this is so funny

[kontorve]

All the food for her

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Poe, attempting to flirt with Ranpo at the agency: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Ranpo: I don’t know, how-

Dazai: [from across the room] I’m great, thank you

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Chuuya: We didn’t even have a proper wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a tuesday

Dazai, mournfully hanging off Chuuyas shoulders, his hat perched on top his head: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole

Chuuya, rolling his eyes: You begged me to marry you

Dazai: It’s true I did

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Chuuya: why can’t you ever see things from my perspective?!

Dazai: *leans down*

Chuuya:

Chuuya: you-

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Fukuzawa: Open up an agency, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

Atsushi, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Tanizaki: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Ranpo: It's called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER

*glass shatters, distant screaming*

Fukuzawa: *sighs*

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Chuuya: What doesnt kill me better start running cause now Im fucking pissed

[beastbeneaththemoon]

nothing will ever be funnier to me then dazai’s lifeless corpse floating up into the rafters during dead apple

[ftladystardust]

cue the super dramatic music

heres a piece ive been working on for the past 2 weeks🥰🥰

soukoku !!! (theyre listening to rihanna together you cant change my mind)

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Dazai, laying his head in Chuuya’s lap and pouting up at him: tell me i’m pretty

Chuuya, cupping his cheek and smiling down at him: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are

[beastbeneaththemoon]

get me someone who loves me as much as atsushi loves chazuke

[beastbeneaththemoon]

Dazai: i’m not like other people

Dazai: see, i don’t die when i’m killed