Time For Tea

Beastly Beverages is a small business originally from the U.K. and now based in Texas. I combine a love of tea with fandom and a generous dash of geekery, to bring you unique blends. Beastlybeverages.com

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Will this tea grant you the ability to live until you are over 3000 years old? No… But does the combination of rooibos and berries help with stress and heart health? Yes! It won’t make you 9 feet tall but at least you’ll be relaxed!

Ingredients: Rooibos, Rosehip Shells, Dried Red Currants Dried Black Currants, Rose Leaves, Lavender, Raisins, Rose Petals, Dried Blueberries

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Eternal

Will this tea grant you the ability to live until you are over 3000 years old? No… But does the combination of rooibos and berries help with

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A calming and soothing tea perfect for spending your time hunched over a sewing machine

Ingredients: Ceylon ( black tea ) French Lavender, Cornflower Petals, Bergamot

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Basking Notion

A calming and soothing tea perfect for spending your time hunched over a sewing machine Ingredients: Ceylon ( black tea ) French Lavender, C

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Millionaires Shortbread in tea form! Rich, sweet and for those with good taste

Ingredients: Ceylon ( black tea ) Calendula Petals, Sunflower Petals, Butterscotch, Dark Chocolate

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Fairy Flower

Millionaires Shortbread in tea form! Rich, sweet and for those with good taste Ingredients: Ceylon ( black tea ) Calendula Petals, Sunflower

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Auvergne Pinot Noir is a vibrant, light-to-medium-bodied red wine known for its crisp, cool-climate freshness. Grown in the ancient volcanic soils of central France, it typically features bright red fruit flavors, zesty acidity, and a distinctive mineral undertone.

The Auvergne region of France also birthed Lestat De Lioncourt, so I felt it would be a disservice to not at least attempt a pinot noir flair.

Brat Prince is a rich, fruity tea with deep earthy undertones. Bringing comfort and more than a dash of decadence.

Ingredients: Assam, Keemun (black tea ) dried black cherries, dried strawberries, dried raspberries, raisins, cloves, black pepper

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

Sample bag - $3.50

50g bag - $15

100g bag - $30

Label art by @isamaarcreations

Brat Prince

Auvergne Pinot Noir is a vibrant, light-to-medium-bodied red wine known for its crisp, cool-climate freshness. Grown in the ancient volcanic

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A get up and go tea that demands attention! The combination of Assam, Ceylon and Keemun gives a lot of depth to high energy spice.

Ingredients: Assam, Ceylon, Keemun ( black tea ), Cardamom, Ginger, Black Pepper, White Pepper, Cinnamon, Clove, Nutmeg

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Miasma’s Panacea

A get up and go tea that demands attention! The combination of Assam, Ceylon and Keemun gives a lot of depth to high energy spice. Ingredien

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It’s not a smoothie but brings to mind blueberry and banana muffins hot from the oven! Still as much a good luck charm and made with love

Ingredients: Ceylon ( Black Tea ), Blueberries, Banana Chips, Blue Cornflower Petals, Blackberry Leaves

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug)

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Sunshine

It’s not a smoothie but brings to mind blueberry and banana muffins hot from the oven! Still as much a good luck charm and made with love In

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A tea that brings to mind smoke and ice. An acquired taste for most but intensely addictive. Best enjoyed on cold winter nights

Ingredients: Lapsang Souchong ( Black Tea ), Spearmint

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Rozanov

A tea that brings to mind smoke and ice. An acquired taste for most but intensely addictive. Best enjoyed on cold winter nights Ingredients:

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Stylish and luxurious with a comforting rush of the familiar. The kick of ginger soothed by the sweetness of chocolate and maple.

Ingredients: Assam, Darjeeling, Nilgiri ( Black Tea ), Ginger Root, Chocolate Chips, Maple

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Hollander

Stylish and luxurious with a comforting rush of the familiar. The kick of ginger soothed by the sweetness of chocolate and maple. Ingredient

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“Will you come to my cottage this summer?”

“I’m coming to the cottage”

Are you still crying? I’m still crying. This tea is the perfect comfort and will hopefully get us through until season 2.

Ingredients: Black Oak Assam ( Black Tea ), Spearmint Leaves, Chocolate Chips

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

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Cottage

“Will you come to my cottage this summer?” “I’m coming to the cottage” Are you still crying? I’m still crying. This tea is the perfect comfo

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THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (06.02.2026)

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Auvergne Pinot Noir is a vibrant, light-to-medium-bodied red wine known for its crisp, cool-climate freshness. Grown in the ancient volcanic soils of central France, it typically features bright red fruit flavors, zesty acidity, and a distinctive mineral undertone.

The Auvergne region of France also birthed Lestat De Lioncourt, so I felt it would be a disservice to not at least attempt a pinot noir flair.

Brat Prince is a rich, fruity tea with deep earthy undertones. Bringing comfort and more than a dash of decadence.

Ingredients: Assam, Keemun (black tea ) dried black cherries, dried strawberries, dried raspberries, raisins, cloves, black pepper

Each bag contains 100g of completely organic, fairly-traded, luxury tea; making a minimum of 100 cups (1 teaspoon = one large cup, or a mug).

Sample bag - $3.50

50g bag - $15

100g bag - $30

Label art by @isamaarcreations

Brat Prince

Auvergne Pinot Noir is a vibrant, light-to-medium-bodied red wine known for its crisp, cool-climate freshness. Grown in the ancient volcanic

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TOMORROW!!!

MY LESTAT TEA LAUNCHES TOMORROW JUNE 5TH!!!

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Voting ended onJun 5

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Beastly Beverages is made up of Tea Artisan Gabriel and Artist Asillu. As of 2025, Gabriel, now lives in Texas USA. Gabriel uses only organi

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THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater

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My kitchen is going to smell amazing with all these fruits I’ll be drying over the next few weeks! Honestly I think this is the closest you can get to an Auvergne Pinot Noir as a tea. Fruity, earthy and a kick of spice. I think that Lestat would be proud 🥰

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Mark your calendars! My Vampire Lestat tea will open for pre-orders June 3rd! I will be testing out different size bags and if they go well I’ll slowly start bringing them in across my other teas. The sizes are:

Sample - $5

50g - $15

100g - $30

It will be based on pinot noir from the Auvergne region of France.

Pre-orders will close July 1st.

Will you be pre-ordering?

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Voting ended onMay 31

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Vote for my Brat Prince!

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Please check out the poll on my page! A lot of folks showed great interest in my The Vampire Lestat tea blend, but the second I put up a poll about the pre-order it was kinda… Tumbleweeds 😅