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Of course, who can resist the allure of an unending dungeon crawl?

#i think eber is a gamer #that's just my opinion though #go on a quest with eber. they can befriend the monsters. it's pokemon now #ir event: down you go

phxenixrxsing:

He observes the creature, noting the distrust. It seemed this creature was far more intelligent than half of the former Espada, so that was promising.

Everything in this world smells unfamiliar—it’s hard to get any useful information. The creatures, too, are so much less insightful than the beasts Eber usually keeps around.

The stranger seems to regard Eber as such a creature... that’s enough of a bad sign. They bark a low warning before backing off.

#phxenixrxsing

whohassummonedme:

To: Raise D. B. Ydirewolves

From: The Nightmare Knight

Thank you for your advice. I shall allow them entry into my home and place of business.

To: The Nightmare Knight From: RAISEDBYDIREWOLVES

THE PACT IS SEALED

#whohassummonedme #you're so funny

phxenixrxsing:

“Relax; I am not here to harm you.” Yet.

Somehow that fails to be reassuring. No, there’s no ‘somehow’ about it... Eberwolf sniffs the air tentatively.

#phxenixrxsing #stay still im sniffing you

gleamknight:

“EEEEK-!!! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!”

What’s that? Bring it closer? Don’t worry, it’s harmless...

#gleamknight #all i do is pick on zelos

To: ??? From: RAISEDBYDIREWOLVES

[attached image]

#isola mini #dash commentary #the image is rats #just as a heads up

alicesoneandonly-deactivated202

“So many interesting specimens creatures, so little time and far fewer labels…” He also needed a lab.

beastlykeeper

“Grrr...”

#phxenixrxsing #i think eber must also study creatures #but not in a mad scientist way #it'd be... interesting to thread about

gleamknight:

“I’m startin’ to think you all are in a gang.”

Oh, no, Eber isn’t affiliated with those other guys at all.

Eber does, however, open his hands to reveal a live mouse.

#gleamknight #menacing you

whohassummonedme

You do not know.

How nice it is. To see normal people for once. Nice, normal, animal people. Instead of these barely haired, fleshed out freaks.

beastlykeeper

#whohassummonedme #finally. recognition

gleamknight

“Damn, the stars should invest in some rodent spray.”

beastlykeeper

Squeak!

#gleamknight #i think there should be more rodents #just in any given situation

abomius:

“Eber, no one needs to see those. For titan’s sake: put them away.”

There’s got to be someone to bite. There always is. Still, Eber settles for a different kind of chaos, scampering over to grab onto Darius’ cloak.

#abomius #friendship....#or something

Did someone say biting people?

#dash commentary #put those away

bigshot:

“FOR Y0U, MY FINE [[Furball]]!!!!!!! FOR [[9 easy payments of]] I’’VE GOT HEREA DELICAACSY RARELY [[taste tested]] AND X-TREMELY [[9 out of 10 doctors don’t approve of this]]!!!!!!!!!!!! !!”

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Furball? Who does this knock-off puppet demon think it’s talking to?

Still, the offer is tempting... Eber gives the bottle a long look of contemplation... then finally, a shake of the head.

That’s still too expensive. It’s time to haggle.

#bigshot #i'd try it tbh...

bigshot

“HEY HEY H EY !!

YOUTHERE !!1!1! YUOU [[striking] ME AS SOMEBODY WITH A [[discerning sense]] OF [[Good Tastes]]! A REAL [[BIG SHOT]] A [[Sharp Dressed]]!! A [[Bargain Bin]] hUNTER!!!”

“WELL WELL WELLY WELL WEL [[It’s your lucky day]]!!!! I’VE GOT A REAL [[Once In a Lifetime]] BARGAIN FOR YOU,, [[1000th Customer]]! [[T he Next Big thing]], THE [[latest Fads]]!!!! AND IT; COULD BE ALLY OUR S FOR [[[The Low Low Price Of]]] !!!! SO [[Water]] YOU [[saying]],,, WANNA TAKE A PEEK AT MY [[Inventorium]]??? [[Feed]] YUR CURIOSSUITY??? I [[Specil Guaranttee]], I’VE GOT [[something for Everyone]]!!!!! DON’T [[missed]] OUT!!!!”

beastlykeeper

Sniff sniff... what’s that? It smells like a deal.

#bigshot #why is this the first thing i post on here.....#sell me your products funny man

logarto

stay still im sniffing you

#me logging on here

eberwolf | the owl house

head beastkeeper, one of the main nine coven heads... and one of the three who are secretly rebels.

just a little creacher. that’s it. i cannot change this

eber is somehow one of the most mysterious characters on the show, so there’s gonna be a lot of headcanon here unless s3 decides to drop new lore

does not speak

this is an adult, who must presumably be between the ages of 30 and 50, and holds an important position of authority, but also rides around on darius’ shoulder and hisses at people.

the embodiment of >:3

respects animals more than people

don’t care + didn’t ask + ratio + biting you + biting you + biting you

#isola follow #i gotta do posts on my other muses before i start here #also note: i try to avoid using pronouns for eber #but he/they is fine #because structuring english sentences without pronouns is hard unfortunately

isolaradiale

without a prior reserve, i'm here with eberwolf from the owl house! app is under /app, thank you!

Welcome to beautiful Isola Radiale, Eberwolf!

You will be staying in condo 412.

You will be able to use your Beastkeeping Spell to communicate with animals up to five times per day for up to five minutes each use.

You will also be given a frisbee.

Enjoy your stay!

– ⋆ capella!

#( reference )#archimedes ward frisbee incident 9 injured

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