Floof And Knives

I'm a unicorn, in that I may not actually exist and it's possible that I'll kill you with my face. Female, >18 (by a LOT), more scared of you than you are of her. Here there be naughty words, a lot of whatever catches my fancy, and RP - feel free to ask about the muse!

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[steampunkcorgi]

Harrowhark the First

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[archerdepartures116]

One man army

[1nterspace-2]

A quick illustration of my favorite lesbian space necromancer <3

[viceisvice]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[inthefallofasparrow]

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

[beanie-baby-divorce]

cuckoo to read that stupid new york times article about AI integration into the california school system where they offhandedly mention that students will get free chatgpt during school and for a year after they graduate. like yeah i'm sure. because these cash hungry morons want to create a workforce that is fully dependent on their product. whatever else they're saying is a lie. nyt writers are you all fucking stupid have your brains been rotted out. why are we laundering this as any kind of debate. it's about creating a new workforce that does not know how to function without using their product. which was provided for free long enough for them to become dependent on it so then they will pay for it because they don't know how to function in the workplace without it. start thinking now

[whorerific]

i think part of the reason nobody wants to say the quiet part loud is because it opens the door to criticism of all of the other companies and softwares that have used this exact same profit model and once that conversation starts its never gonna stop. like yes ai is the most glaring example at the moment but any professional in any field will tell you that xyz niche proprietary software is something that they were trained on first during their education and now is foundational to their work but it also costs between $5,000-50,000 (no im not making that number up its true for someone i know) for a license each year and it continues to increase as these companies become increasingly comfortable with the way they have wormed themselves into every facet of the workforce. for my part i wouldnt be able to do my job without a niche proprietary software that costs nearly $8,000 per user per year for even the partial package that i have and the company that operates it is a monopoly. there is no other option but to know how to use it. my very employment is contingent on knowing how to use that software. and, conversely, which is the issue with ai, i would have very little idea how to do core parts of my job without it. and this isnt even getting into the conversation of pearson and professional certifications and board exams and private classes and that whole racket.

this is all to say that ai is an issue and their profit model is an issue and it does feel a step further down the path in the wrong direction just because of how much ai is intended to do for you but ai didnt invent this playbook on their own and theyre not the only ones that have to answer for this imo

[abistevens]

The Dragon of Bures, 1405. Thought to actually be sightings of King Richard I’s escaped pet crocodile! (A belated completion of a sketch I did for Folktale Week.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[secretlyapallascat]

[corvophobia]

was in a painting mood

[mxtxnet]

Happy Hanguang-June

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[fmd-art]

Day 28: AU

[fmd-art]

He finally got his ride! 🧡

[expressions-of-nature]

by ernestohemingwayo

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[official-linguistics-post]

official translation post

[json-derulo]

“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!

[theangryweasel]

shout out to garlic bread

[secretlyapallascat]