welcome back to my thoughts on love island usa [s8e2]
i’m gonna play around with formats so bear with me
gabriel took bea and trinity to the cove okay period. why he got trinity in the cuck chair i’m scared?? why gabe making out with people instead of asking questions like kayda? he literally just got here.
• if i was bryce, i’d have to blow up the cove SORRY 😭😭😭, like you’re not abt to embarrass me HANGING OFF THE BED
• between the inferiority complex abt work and getting kicked to the curb, he’s taking L after L man
• also get gabriel off my island. he has no interest in actually forming connections. all he does is flirt instead of actually getting to know the girls (re: “is it hot in here?” “no” then proceeds to make out with them??)
• sincere saying he wasn’t looking THAT hard at kayda🙂↕️ my reaction:
then he said she looked like her…melanie if i were you i’d be a lil scared rn…
• sean mad asf that bea left and everyone keeps talking about it 😭 he said everybody go to bed 💀💀
• aniya’s eyes are so beautiful they sparkle like ayo edebiri’s. idk how to explain but they are kindred spirits to me. i have nothing nice to say abt her kissing
•kenzie enough with the crying PLEASE 😭 white woman from the sec discovers rejection. BIG WHOOP. it’s like day 1.5-2, you will be okay and more guys will come. atp just send her to love island uk
*also back to sean: no more parents on love island. as the child of a former single parent, WHY ARENT YOU SPENDING THE SUMMER WITH YOUR KID?? everyone on love island is young and turnt, this is not the place to find a step parent. plus it’s a bit unfair to other islanders to expect them to be okay with possibly being a instant parent outside the show.
i appreciate zach (aka charlie 2.0) being the voice of reason. like yes we’re all here to have fun, it’s not the end of the world bc a crush falls through! it’s early days
•kayda and zach are cute together! i hate kayda’s hair, someone help her blend her extensions
•”do you think they’re available?” “do you think he’s/she’s still open to talking?” GUYS ITS DAY 1.5-2 ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD BE LOCKED IN. EVERYONE IS OPEN
*i genuinely feel like the lack of talking and communication is so much worse this season compared to last season. then it’s exacerbated by everyone not wanting to hurt each other’s feelings.
• plus the girls need to get real with sean. yes bea is attracted to him, but she also said SHES NOT READY TO BE A MOM. like?? that’s normal and he should expect that to hinder his experience as a LITERAL DAD
bryce and trinity sitting together looking DUMB ASH after not being picked. okay 😭
• OKAY GABRIELLL WE GET ITTT. you picked bea, and sean ain’t getting his bitch (respectfully) back. that kiss was entirely TOO LONG and i felt so uncomfortable/weird
• kenzie. wtf was that. like charlie 2.0 told you in the nicest way possible that you’re not his type, and you’re still mad. girl. all he did was read the text and you’re mad. grow up my love
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