pervy bf headcannons (potential characters at the end).
Content: Yandere, suggestive, smut... I'm just a pervert...
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perv!bf, who tucks a zyn in his gums without you knowing, before every kiss. Allowing the nicotine to rush into your mouth, giving you a sudden euphoric feeling. You think it’s a feeling of love giving you so much serotonin, in reality, it’s an artificial nicotine patch. When he’s mad at you, he deprives you of all kisses, making you go through withdrawal. You start getting nauseous and anxious, and you assume it's because he's mad at you that makes you feel sick. He looks at your disheveled state in awe. “Aww, baby, you’re sorry?” He coo’s “I’ll kiss it all better if you promise not to do it again.” Ooouu he knows you aren't leaving him anytime soon.
perv!bf, who leaves dark hickeys all over your chest so you can’t wear clothes that expose cleavage. He often leaves the hickey in the pattern of his initials, making sure everyone knows your his. He looks up at you with innocent puppy eyes when you grab him by his hair away from your chest. You're scolding him with your eyes. “Sorry, pretty. I got carried away.”
Perv!bf who cum’s in your skincare without you knowing. He loves knowing that whenever another man dares to complement your face, there's a piece of him there. You’re so pretty, oblivious that the nastiest part of your boyfriend is all over your face. On the bright side… your skin is glowing… great vitamin C.
Perv!bf who sucks on candies before wrapping them back in the wrapper perfectly, as if they haven't been touched. He has the nastiest grin on his face when he see’s you suckle on the candy coated in his saliva.
Perv!bf who cums hard whenever you call him a freak. “You’re such a fucking freak... Of course I ended up with a weirdo for a boyfriend” you yell at him in frustration. Suddenly, he’s getting shaky, and his breath is heavier with light whimpers. You look down to see a dark stain forming on his pants. “Mmm- Baby- keep going, please. I’m- mmm- listening.”
Perv!bf who takes disgusting photos on your phone. You could be scrolling through your photos innocently, god forbid showing someone, and boom! His cock is front and center! If he’s feeling freaky enough, he’ll set the picture as your home screen.
Perv!bf who takes pictures under your skirt in public. He keeps the shutter sound on so you and everyone else around knows.
Perv!bf who steals your underwear, sulking when you demand them back. Stealing them straight from the hamper, he prefers them when they are dirty. He even wears them under his clothes sometimes. Don’t worry, he’ll give you more than enough money to replace the ones he stole.
Perv!bf who isn’t allowed to be in charge of meals for you anymore. He’d only cook things like hotdogs and sausages. Shoving a banana in your mouth with a menacing grin painted on his face. “You need more potassium, baby.” He makes you guzzle down milk fast, chuckling when the white liquid drips from the corner of your lips. “Good girl, drink up. Make sure those bones are big and strong for me.”
Perv!bf who prints out and tapes a photo of you to a pillow whenever you’re away. He cuddles it, kisses it, and talks to it every night as if its really you. He humps it while listening to your voice on call. “Y-yes baby I’m listening- fuck- Just keep talking to me, princess.”
Perv!Bf who knows you’ll never leave him because you're just as much of a pervert. He notices the way your thighs clench whenever he does something disgusting. He knows that you noticed the off, yet familiar scent in your skincare products, and you still continue to use it. He knows you leave certain panties on the very top of the hamper. He knows you stopped wearing shorts under your skirts right after you heard the shutter of his phone camera. You match his freak <3
Potential characters: Ryusei Shidou (blue lock) , Choso Kamo (JJK), Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan)
AN: I'm thinking about how i would only post teeth rotting fluff... god what happened to me
dividers: petalpxl
